Humor Poetry posted September 7, 2018 Chapters:  ...60 61 -62- 63... 


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A chapter in the book Funny Honey

I Love Loosie.

by rhonnie69

Sicky.
"Loosie...I'm home."

Lady Love.
"Oh, Sicky, my dear,
I've been waiting anxiously for you."

Sicky.
"I'm craving you too.
just like I always do."

Lady Love.
"Open your mouth, and close your eyes,
you're going to get, a golden surprise."

Sicky.
"Oh, loosie, how sweet of you.
I anticipate your treat I really do."

Lady Love.
"This is delicious, let's not waste it.
Take a bite, Sicky, you've got to taste it."

Sicky.
"CRUNCH!!!
Oh, Loosie, what a tasty lunch."

Lady Love.
"I thought you would like it,
'cause I had a hunch."

Sicky.
"Where you got it, God knows.
Not me 'cause you said, my eyes I should close.

Lady Love.
"Silly, Sickey...you got it from me.
And I got it from that central tree.

Sicky.
"Oooooooo Noooooooo.
Loosie, you didn't do it."

Lady Love.
"Yes. I did...and you too blew it."

Sicky.
Loosie, because you didn't obey so well.
Now we both gotta' go to..."

Lady Love.
"Hades."



Humorous relationship poem writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem of any type that looks at the funny side of relationships.


"I don't wanna' go."
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