Beep had his first driver's license for the first day.
He got flagged to the curb on that same day.

Cop.
"What's your hurry, kid?"

Beep.
"Who, me?"

Cop.
"You were speeding."

Beep.
"I was?"

Cop.
"You were doing fifty-five in a thirty-five.
That's speeding."

Beep.
"Oh. My bad.
What about that joker
that just zoomed pass us?"

The cop tossed Beep a teasing "GOTCHA," looking grin.

"Oh, I'll catch up with him later, Sonny.
Right now, I got you, Babe,"
he said in a musical voice.

Beep went for the ride.

"Yeah, right. When you catch him
he'll get his share."

The cop cracked a smile.
Beep laughed out loud.

Cop.
"You're seventeen.
Do you wanna' live to be eighteen?"

Beep.
"Well...yeah...I'm sort of looking forward to that."

Cop.
"Well...here, kid. Here's a little something
that I hope will help you make it that far."

He gave Beep a speeding ticket.

Later that day. Beep and his Buddy Jeep,
were talking about the matter.

Beep.
"The PO-leese gave me a ticket today."

Jeep.
"What for doing?"

Beep.
"For doing fifty-five in a thirty-five."

Jeep.
"Were you?"

Beep.
"Well...more yes than no."

Jeep.
"What are you saying to the judge?"

Beep.
"Oh, I'm denying it."

Jeep.
"Yo, cool. But when the cop says...
liar liar pants on fire...
don't look down at your pants to check."