Funny Honey
A Witty Ditty Anthology
by rhonnie69
A Witty Ditty Anthology
Announcement
She's Funny Honey
Posted July 23, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The Tower Of Pisa Is A Girl.
Chapter 2
Tower Of Pisa.
Posted July 23, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Hey Mom.
Chapter 3
Whose Shoes?
Posted July 25, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The World Series Games Starts Today.
Chapter 4
Tickets: $50 At The Gate.
Posted July 25, 2018Children / Poetry
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What Did You Learn Today?
Chapter 5
How To Get Aspirin For Mom.
Posted July 26, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Mom Told Dad.
Chapter 6
Dad Got Mad.
Posted July 26, 2018Children / Poetry
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Ready Or Not.
Chapter 7
This One Is Hot.
Posted July 27, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A Band Aid and Iodine, Okay, I'll be fine.
Chapter 8
A Tutu Boo-Boo.
Posted July 27, 2018Children / Poetry
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Yes or No?
Chapter 9
No.
Posted July 28, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Shhhhhhh!
Chapter 10
I've Got A Secret.
Posted July 28, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Free Fee
Chapter 11
Like A Good Neighbor
Posted July 21, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Phillip's Sneak Peek Caper.
Chapter 12
Teacher Said:
Posted May 11, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Buzzzzzzzzz! What A Mess!
Chapter 13
More Than Plenty Honeybees.
Posted January 29, 2018Humor / Poetry
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What's For Dinner?
Chapter 14
Crispy Brown.
Posted July 29, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A Corny Joke.
Chapter 15
Clever Girl.
Posted July 29, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Colors
Chapter 16
What Color Is Clear Glass?
Posted July 30, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Mountains
Chapter 17
Cats Kill.
Posted July 30, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Experience Will Teach You Every Time.
Chapter 18
Buckshot
Posted July 31, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Baby It's Cold Outside.
Chapter 19
Light My Fire.
Posted July 31, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Don't laugh.
Chapter 20
He's Right.
Posted August 1, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Little Brother.
Chapter 21
Hey!! Hey, Wendy!!
Posted August 1, 2018Children / Poetry
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A Snow Job.
Chapter 22
Better Safe Than Sorry.
Posted August 2, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Mother and Child.
Chapter 23
Pete and Repeat.
Posted August 2, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Ca$h.
Chapter 24
Money.
Posted August 3, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Daddy's Little Angel.
Chapter 25
Sweet Sixteen.
Posted August 5, 2018Humor / Poetry
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No! You shouldn't Have.
Chapter 26
Yes! I should have.
Posted August 5, 2018Romance / Poetry
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Watch The Birdie.
Chapter 27
IHOP... At The Break Of Dawn.
Posted August 6, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A penny Saved.
Chapter 28
Buy One Get One Free.
Posted August 6, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A Flick You've Got To See.
Chapter 29
Karate
Posted August 7, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Barely Bearable.
Chapter 30
He's Lost His Bearings.
Posted August 7, 2018Humor / Poetry
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M.T. Pockets.
Chapter 31
Ain't Got No Money.
Posted August 8, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Waiter...Waiter...Waiter...Waiter.
Chapter 32
Fast Food
Posted August 8, 2018Young Adult / Poetry
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Hee Hee Hee...
Chapter 33
A Corny Joke.
Posted August 9, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Show Them Pearly Whites.
Chapter 34
Smile.
Posted August 9, 2018Children / Poetry
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Another Corny Joke.
Chapter 35
Yuck!....Veggies.
Posted August 10, 2018Children / Poetry
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Mom said: The cookies are cooling... Don't touch.
Chapter 36
Mom Ain't Around.
Posted August 10, 2018Children / Poetry
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Like Father...Like Son.
Chapter 37
Father Knows Best.
Posted August 12, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Boozing And Cruising.
Chapter 38
Tale Of The Green...Red light.
Posted August 13, 2018Young Adult / Poetry
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Half-A-Laugh.
Chapter 39
Spelling Bea.
Posted August 13, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Will Work.
Chapter 40
Provocative Persuasion.
Posted August 15, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Laugh Out Loud.
Chapter 41
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Posted August 15, 2018General / Poetry
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Hillbilly Breakfast vittles.
Chapter 42
Milk and eggs.
Posted August 16, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A cool Fool.
Chapter 43
Chilly Willie.
Posted August 17, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Parents Just Don't Understand.
Chapter 44
Undone Homework.
Posted August 17, 2018Humor / Poetry
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East West North South.
Chapter 45
Magpie Motormouth.
Posted August 16, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Let it Snow.
Chapter 46
Why Are You Snow Happy?
Posted August 18, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Muscle Hustle.
Chapter 47
Snow Job.
Posted August 19, 2018Family / Poetry
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I Believe I Can Fly.
Chapter 48
Dare Devil.
Posted August 19, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Mickey D's Hamburger Joint.
Chapter 49
Ate 7-7 Cash Now.
Posted August 20, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Let's Accept Each Other.
Chapter 50
An Aye for an Aye.
Posted August 20, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Think Twice.
Chapter 51
A Double Yoke Joke.
Posted September 3, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A Humorous Story About...
Chapter 52
Christopher Columbus.
Posted October 5, 2018Humor / Fiction
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What's Eating You?
Chapter 53
Jaws
Posted September 1, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Nowhere To Run. Nowhere To Hide.
Chapter 54
You cain't Hide. Gonna' Find Ya'
Posted August 31, 2018Children / Poetry
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Peek-A-Boo.
Chapter 55
I See You.
Posted September 29, 2018Children / Poetry
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Out Of Sight. But Not Out Of Mind.
Chapter 56
Dad Was Mad.
Posted September 26, 2018Children / Poetry
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Dirty Dawg.
Chapter 57
Caption.
Posted September 26, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Slick Willie Bluffing.
Chapter 58
Brave Courageous And Bold.
Posted September 24, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The Truth About...
Chapter 59
George Washington.
Posted September 23, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Drinks Are On The House.
Chapter 60
Piggy's Bar.
Posted September 22, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Driver's license. Insurance. Registration Please.
Chapter 61
You Know Why I Stopped You.
Posted September 8, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Look Before You Leap.
Chapter 62
I Love Loosie.
Posted September 7, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Sliding Riding And Gliding.
Chapter 63
A Really Cool Poem.
Posted September 3, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Get Ready...There'a A train Coming.
Chapter 64
Stop Look Listen.
Posted August 30, 2018Humor / Poetry
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A Figure Of Speech.
Chapter 65
Is It Really Raining Cats And Dogs?
Posted August 29, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Tricky And Ricky.
Chapter 66
Wise Guy.
Posted August 23, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Vanity
Chapter 67
Cutie Pie
Posted July 21, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The Truth.
Chapter 68
Cookie Of My Eye.
Posted October 24, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The truth about.......
Chapter 69
Why Witches Love Halloween.
Posted September 21, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Appreciation And Gratitude.
Chapter 70
A Thanksgiving Attitude.
Posted September 12, 2018Self Improvement / Fiction
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After While Crocodile.
Chapter 71
See Ya Later Alligator.
Posted September 2, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Whatcha Think About Our...
Chapter 72
Parents?
Posted October 24, 2018Children / Poetry
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Second Time Around,
Chapter 73
Adam in Eve.
Posted September 23, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Shady Lady
Chapter 74
Will You Marry Me?
Posted September 22, 2018Fantasy / Poetry
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Did I survive?
Chapter 75
Am I Alive?
Posted September 11, 2018Horror and Thriller / Fiction
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Buckle Up. I'm.....
Chapter 76
Taking You For A Ride.
Posted August 29, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Really?
Chapter 77
Really.
Posted September 4, 2018Humor / Poetry
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It's Good To Be Alive.
Chapter 78
Thankful Survivor.
Posted September 2, 2018Humor / Poetry
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The truth about.......
Chapter 79
Mary being Quite Contrary?
Posted September 17, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Tricky And Ricky.
Chapter 80
Hooked U 2
Posted August 23, 2018Humor / Poetry
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I'll Be There.
Chapter 81
Just Look Over Your Shoulder Honey.
Posted August 3, 2018Letters and Diary / Poetry
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Well...I'll Be Doggoned.
Chapter 82
Fi Fi.
Posted November 14, 2018Humor / Fiction
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This Experience Is Hard To Bear.
Chapter 83
A Camping Trip Gone Bad.
Posted November 2, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Snug Hug Pug Mug
Chapter 84
Let's Face It.
Posted October 30, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Billy Boy's Brown Butter Bun Bakery.
Chapter 85
Tongue Twister.
Posted November 1, 2018Song Lyrics / Poetry
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911... What's Your Emergency?
Chapter 86
Help!
Posted October 31, 2018Humor / Fiction
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Acrostic for Arithmetic.
Chapter 87
Bribe The Cat...Dirty Rat.
Posted September 20, 2018Children / Poetry
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Rhyming On The Skins.
Chapter 88
Drummer Cat.
Posted October 13, 2018Writing / Poetry
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Cold or Hot?
Chapter 89
Icy Hot.
Posted December 4, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Hit The Road Jack...
Chapter 90
Don't Ya Come Back.
Posted December 17, 2018Humor / Script
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The truth about.......
Chapter 91
Elsie The Cow...Not L.C.
Posted December 6, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Santa's Job Ain't Easy.
Chapter 92
Hang In There Santa.
Posted December 8, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Let It Rain. Oh Yeah. Let It Rain.
Chapter 93
Rainy Day...Good Weather.
Posted December 3, 2018Children / Poetry
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Your Attention Please.
Chapter 94
Last Call
Posted December 27, 2018Humor / Poetry
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Believe Me Or Not...
Chapter 95
I'm The Real Rocky
Posted January 5, 2019Humor / Poetry
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So White And The...
Chapter 96
Living Colors.
Posted January 5, 2019Humor / Poetry
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Experience Will Teach You Every Time.
Chapter 97
That Smarts.
Posted January 6, 2019Children / Poetry
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I Don't Buy It.
Chapter 98
Don't Even Try It.
Posted January 9, 2019Humor / Poetry
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A Story About...
Chapter 99
The Crude Dudes.
Posted January 10, 2019Humor / Fiction
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Dis Iz A Story 'Bout...
Chapter 100
Fat Al.
Posted January 11, 2019Humor / Fiction
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