#1 I couldn't help noticing that awesome ends in ME, and ugly starts with U!
#2 Treat everyone with kindness and respect, even those who are rude or less than kind to you. You do this not because they are nice, but because you are.
#3 At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bars in the shower and trying not to slide.
#4 Knowledge can give you power, but good character earns you respect.
#5 Is there anything worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Yes, biting into the apple and finding half a worm.
#6 People were created to love and be loved. Things were created to be used. The world is messed up because we now love "things" and use people.
#7 What's the difference between a hippo and a "zippo"? One is kinda heavy, and the other is a little lighter! LOL
#8 A true leader leads by example, not by force.
#9 Just for once I would like to see a medicine's side effects to be: May cause weight loss, increased energy, wrinkle removal, and enhanced memory.
#10 If you look at your life in terms of what you have you will always have more. If you judge your life by what you do not have, you will never have enough.
#11 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
And, last but not least:
#12 Eleanor Roosevelt: A woman is like a tea bag. Sometimes you can't see how strong she is until she is in hot water.
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