#1 Some days you feel that you are surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize, that it is not just some days.
#2 If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you.
If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.
#3 I now understand what happens to our brains as we age. On the left side nothing seems right, and on the right side, nothing is left.
#4 When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye with one!
#5 Work quietly in silence, Let success be your noise.
#6 Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
#7 I think that if I have to stir it, I can say it's homemade.
#8 Laughter is now, and always will be the best form of therapy.
#9 Line dancing got started by women in line to use the restroom.
#10 Whatever you do, give 100%, unless of course you are donating blood.
#11 Don't worry about what "those" folks think. From what I can tell they don't do it very often anyway.
And, last but not least:
#12 Adulthood is like going to the vet. We are the dogs that are all excited about going for a ride in the car. That is, until we realize where we are going.
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