#1 The other lane is always faster.
#2 Time is free , but it is also priceless.
You can't own it, but you can use it.
You can't keep it, but you can spend it.
And, once you've lost it, you can never get it back.
#3 I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
#4 The only place your dreams become impossible is in your own mind.
#5 Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
#6 Don't let old age get you down. It's hard to get back up.
#7 If you are waiting for the perfect time to do something, you will never get it done.
#8 My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
#9 Nothing makes you appreciate something as much as when you had difficulty achieving it.
#10 Once I read a book about glue. I couldn't put it down.
#11 Without failures, you can have no successes.
And number 12 is:
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.