"Only One Last Turkey?"
Written on November 20th, 2018
By Doctor Ricky1024 and Tom the Turkey Administrator at FanStory
Copyright FanStory C. 2018
"All Rights Reserved"
*************1942***********
"It's soon to be?"
'Turkey Time,' for me!"
"And, who is this me?"
"Well Hell's Bell!"
"I must be under a Spell?
"I'm not a turkey farmer but...
"That's okay!"
"But what I am?"
...
"Well, my name is Annie Oakley!"
"And, if you've forgotten this nasty varmint!"
(Farmer Brown)
"Then be carefully careful!"
"AND?"
"What's your name sir?"
'Well, I'm...
"I'm Farmer Brown the main character.'
"And yours Fanstorian reviewer?"
Asks Farmer Brown.
"Oh okay...
"Dummy!"
States Farmer Brown.
...
"Now in my turkey farm...
"In the great state of Texas... "Your cranberry sauce is not alone!"
...
"Wow Ricky!"
"And, what wisdom's do you have today?"
"In this book?"
"Entitled...
"Shed More Tears Fairytales and Fables?"
...
Note: "For the, 'Fanstorians' and for the reviewing Readers...
"For this November...
"And" Ye-All...
"Dr. Ricky wishes Ye-All...
"A Real nice...
'Turkey Hard Rock Day...
"At the Hotel Casino...
Atlantic City, New Jersey... 'Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey."
States Annie.
...
"Yea!"
"And, oh by the way...
"My name. Annie...
'Annie Oakley!'
'The Greatest-Female Sharpshooter,' West of this Dem, Der, Mississippi River!"
...
"And won't you kindly join me as Ricky's reviewer and narrator?"
"And, you can be sure and get Your Bottom Dollar...
"That there's a lot of meat on the bone this time!"
"So stay right here with me to the very...
"Very end for?"
'The Lesson of the Day!'
Annie...
...
"And, thanks again Annie and you may take the reins."
"But give me about Thirty Minutes to write this and?"
"Even though....
"The Story Goes on and on... "And, it's November 23rd, 1942."
"Too close to Thanksgiving and well?"
"It's well on its way!"
(Pearl Harbor)
"Would soon be a memory of the past."
"And, just like in these...
'Latter Days' of the Second Millennium...
"Turkey farming,"
"Was in the Infant or Beginning stages."
"Back then there was no 'Tyson or Purdue.'
"Way back then most people created their turkeys themselves on their Farms."
"They butchered them or they received them from Hunters."
...
"So, 'Cal Folks,' won't you come join and share this feast?"
"Turkey But there was one Rascal that figured things a different way?"
"Yes, a way to profit from it all by farming turkeys!"
(Much like the same as chickens)
"And yes, his name is Farmer Brown and he is starting to Branch out?"
"As he has learned this trade of 'Turkey Farming.'
...
"You see it isn't much more difficult than chicken for me."
States Evil Farmer Brown.
"Ya know, they don't lay anywhere as many eggs per day and are basically just to eat."
...
"Turkey Butt you see?"
"That can't be too cool for the turkeys!
"And, if you think about it so way back then it was all about profit and not breed."
"And Farmer Brown was scheming and charging a party price even back then!"
"And that was not a 'Paltry Price' at $3.00 a turkey!"
"And he was on his way to riches, some perhaps day?"
...
"And, then on that day...
"Yes, that particular day...
"In the month of April and not May...
"And, May I inject?"
"That a Miracle would take place somewhere in a small town in Texas."
...
"Molly?"
"Yes your turkey of mine?"
"Well there's something strange and odd?"
"Yes dear?"
"Well Gobble, Gobble...
"While...
"Well, what's up and going on Pete?"
Asks Molly.
"Well it's Jojo and Rebecca."
"They said they were going for a little walk around the farm but never returned!"
Replies Pete.
"Maybe Molly, was it someone clocked in right of the farm and took them away?"
"And, that was not just yesterday!"
"That was on the 20th a few days before that nasty, Human Holiday!"
"Do you mean, 'Happy Thanks For All the Giving'
Asks Molly.
...
"Yea, and something odd two days passed Molly."
Yes My Dear Turkey of mine?"
Asks Molly.
"Well, now it's Toni and Ricky!"
"Both went a goblin down the path, along the edge of the farm."
"But I know the same thing!" Stated Molly.
...
"So, with that thought and Thanksgiving on the way."
"Ricky who used to be is scratched out perhaps?"
"And, wherever you see over there Molly?"
Asks Pete.
"Yes!"
"Its just a message in the darn dirt Molly."
"Butt Pete?"
"It said...
"Be Careful Thanksgiving is coming!"
...
"Well Ricky, that's...
"That's the okay but to tell you the truth?"
"Stay tuned because it's only a couple days away!"
Annie...
"Thanks again Annie."
"And yes, the Turkeys were disappearing rapidly!"
"And, no one was stealing them because....
...
"Time to go to work Seymour."
"Note: Seymour is an Owl."
"Let's see...
"I hope he doesn't pick me Ricky."
States Toni.
"Well, Dat Fat Female looks great!"
States Farmer brown as he sharpens his long, Butchering, Blade!"
Ten minutes utes later...
...
"Well's Hell!"
"I think I see another, butchered, Turkey...
'Turn the Key to the Vault Seymour, I see another Three Bucks!"
"After, 'Thirty, Three, More Butcherings...
...
"Damn Seymour, I see more buckerneers in the Coffers!"
Brags Farmer Brown.
"Meanwhile back at Pete and Mollys...
...
"Molly?"
"Yes, Turkey of me?"
"Again and again and...
"What are you talking about?"
"Our friends Pete, our Darn friends!"
"They're disappearing faster than A Turkey running around looking for his head!"
"I think it's the Workings of the 'Human,' that feeds us that scrap to get us FAT!"
The Day before Thanksgiving....
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To be Continued and completed today!
24.
Maybe?
