#1 If I am not supposed to eat a midnight snack, why is there a light in the fridge?
#2 We cannot use the same thinking to solve our problems as we used to create them.- Albert Einstein
#3 I got my wife to help me with putting in posts for our new fence. I handed her the new hammer, I said when I nod my head to let you know I'm ready, hit it.
I don't remember much after that.
#4 “People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” —Maya Angelou
#5 Police have confirmed, the man who fell from the roof and died was not a bouncer.
#6 Psalm 46:1-3 God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth gives way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging.
#7 Chocolate is vital for our survival, the dinosaurs didn't have it, and look what happened to them!
#8 "You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world’s problems at once but don’t ever underestimate the importance you can have because history has shown us that courage can be contagious and hope can take on a life of its own.” – Michelle Obama
#9“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
#10“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner
#11 "Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence." – Calvin Coolidge
And last but not least:
#12 I picked up a guy from the side of the road. Seemed like a decent guy. A few miles down the road he asked me if I was afraid he might be a serial killer?
I told him the odds were extremely unlikely that there would be two serial killers in the same car.
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