Norbanus is the leader of the Anus Clan, and has consumed his Biblically allocated three score and ten.
He is a hero brought forth upon this planet a minimum of 27 different ages. He has witnessed the birth of planets, the drowning of the earth, the spreading of the seas, the Renaisance, you name it he has been there. What's more, his knowledge was so vast as he recalled all these past lives he could become nothing less than the hero for all mankind. Women swoon over him and Men envy him. Children vie him a force to be reckoned with and the animals sniff him.
He has known many hardships throughout the course of this and has learned to master the fruitful savoring tantalizing passions of cooking animals that have baked in the hot desert sun for weeks on end making them taste like prime rib with a shrimp cocktail on the side.
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