Wardrobe Malfunction
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Comment from Karen Cherry Threadgill
You inspired this:
Maybe you were proud
And bravely showing off
I'd be afraid you might unfurl
Should you drink too fast and cough
Men don't worry as women do
Should a nipple wiggle free
But just the same we'll get the blame
Because all men will turn to see! Karen
reply by the author on 16-Apr-2024
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You inspired this:
Maybe you were proud
And bravely showing off
I'd be afraid you might unfurl
Should you drink too fast and cough
Men don't worry as women do
Should a nipple wiggle free
But just the same we'll get the blame
Because all men will turn to see! Karen
Comment Written 16-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 16-Apr-2024
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Ok, you have got to post that. That is hilarious. Glad I could inspire you. Lol. Gretchen
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Can I call it Wardrobe malfunction #2 ? I'll put that you inspired me! :-)
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Or. I could call it Maladjusted!
Comment from Brett Matthew West
Can be an embarrassing situation to be in. And, you are correct. They may have gotten scared to be exposed. Or, perhaps they just did not care.
Strong rhymes used throughout couplets including stare/care and air/fair.
reply by the author on 16-Apr-2024
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Can be an embarrassing situation to be in. And, you are correct. They may have gotten scared to be exposed. Or, perhaps they just did not care.
Strong rhymes used throughout couplets including stare/care and air/fair.
Comment Written 16-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 16-Apr-2024
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Thanks, Brett. A very nice review. Gretchen
Comment from John Ciarmello
Hahaha! A short burst of laughter with my morning coffee is always welcome. In addition to reading your piece and having my coffee, the sun finally poked its head out from the clouds. PERFECT! Thank you, Gretchen!
Best, JohnC :)
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Hahaha! A short burst of laughter with my morning coffee is always welcome. In addition to reading your piece and having my coffee, the sun finally poked its head out from the clouds. PERFECT! Thank you, Gretchen!
Best, JohnC :)
Comment Written 12-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Glad I could be a part of your perfect morning. Glad you enjoyed this. Gretchen
Comment from Gypsy Blue Rose
LoL. Another humorous poem, I'm loving your poeams, I'm happy you are writing poems too.
I have seen my share of open zippers....and a few sitting men in their swim suits with their privates hanging out.... disturbing. LoL
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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LoL. Another humorous poem, I'm loving your poeams, I'm happy you are writing poems too.
I have seen my share of open zippers....and a few sitting men in their swim suits with their privates hanging out.... disturbing. LoL
Comment Written 11-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Ew. Living at the beach, I see my fair share of unsightlies. They are wrong when they say, seen one, seen them all. I'll never get used to it. Lol. Thank you for this. Gretchen
Comment from Ric Myworld
What a fun and entertaining little poem that will cause most all of us to think back to a time when a zipper might have left us hopelessly exposed. LOL. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 11-Apr-2024
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What a fun and entertaining little poem that will cause most all of us to think back to a time when a zipper might have left us hopelessly exposed. LOL. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 11-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 11-Apr-2024
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Glad you enjoyed this. Thank you for the nice review. Gretchen
Comment from T B Botts
Hello Gretchen,
while it may be embarrassing to both the man and the person who observes the situation, I think it's best to say something so that the poor fellow doesn't make a bad situation worse. It seems I had a friend in the navy who, when he encountered that, would say- it pays to advertise. I guess if you have it, flaunt it. Good job gal.
Blessings,
Tom
reply by the author on 11-Apr-2024
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Hello Gretchen,
while it may be embarrassing to both the man and the person who observes the situation, I think it's best to say something so that the poor fellow doesn't make a bad situation worse. It seems I had a friend in the navy who, when he encountered that, would say- it pays to advertise. I guess if you have it, flaunt it. Good job gal.
Blessings,
Tom
Comment Written 11-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 11-Apr-2024
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Geez, just hope they don't accused of false advertising. Lol. Thanks, Tom. Glad you could smile at this. Gretchen
Comment from royowen
Sometimes I've actually forgotten to do my fly up, and somebody has been kind enough to whisper 'do your fly up' and, redfaced I've done so, mostly I remember to check, but for some reason it's quite embarrassing, vulnerability I guess,. Beautifully written Gretchen, blessings Roy
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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Sometimes I've actually forgotten to do my fly up, and somebody has been kind enough to whisper 'do your fly up' and, redfaced I've done so, mostly I remember to check, but for some reason it's quite embarrassing, vulnerability I guess,. Beautifully written Gretchen, blessings Roy
Comment Written 10-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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It's like a woman getting her dress getting caught in her pantyhose. I think it happens to everyone. Glad you enjoyed. Gretchen
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That?s right
Comment from barbara.wilkey
When a zipper is down, especially if one doesn't know the person, one never knows whether to say something or not. I have been in that situation. If I know the person, it's easier to say something. Thank you for sharing this age old questions with us.
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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When a zipper is down, especially if one doesn't know the person, one never knows whether to say something or not. I have been in that situation. If I know the person, it's easier to say something. Thank you for sharing this age old questions with us.
Comment Written 10-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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Unfortunately I waited on a customer who's fly was unzipped. Before he left I told him to check himself before his next stop. Lol. Gretchen
Comment from Teri7
This is a very well written poem that can cause a funny reaction at times. You used very good descriptive words and neat imagery from the art work you chose. love and blessings, Teri
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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This is a very well written poem that can cause a funny reaction at times. You used very good descriptive words and neat imagery from the art work you chose. love and blessings, Teri
Comment Written 10-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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Thanks so much, Teri. It's a hard call as to whether or not to bring it to their attention. Gretchen
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
Ha ha ha, I see this often in my town as we have large elderly population and many of the men forget to zip up their trousers! A fun poem Gretchen, much enjoyed, full of humour, love Dolly x x x
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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Ha ha ha, I see this often in my town as we have large elderly population and many of the men forget to zip up their trousers! A fun poem Gretchen, much enjoyed, full of humour, love Dolly x x x
Comment Written 10-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 10-Apr-2024
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Thank you. I'm so glad you enjoyed this. Gretchen
