Song Lyrics Poetry posted February 17, 2010 |
A Sequel to Disgusting American Male
Disgusting American Girl
by Curt Mongold
I do like a man with a mean farmer's tan
dark arms and turkey white chest with no kinda butt and a big hairy gut that's when I start to feel blessed I like my men lazy and just a bit crazy with bourbon for their aftershave and if he's got a hairlip I'm takin' off my slip and then I might just misbehave! Refrain Oh---I'm a disgusting American girl that needs some good lovin' you bet you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel but you know I'll take what I can get! I start to get flirty when I see'em dirty in overalls covered in grease and if he's got a sty in his only good eye there's a good chance he's gettin' a piece! I want to see moles that should be on some trolls and legs that would make chickens proud and I gotta newsflash if he doesn't have cash I'll pick him right out of the crowd! Ref. I'm a disgusting American girl that needs some good lovin' you bet you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel but you know I'll take what I can get! When they smells like bull chips and two thousand road trips my eyes will light up like the sun don't care if he's cuter, if he's got him a shooter then I want to holster his gun! I don't care if he's rotten or maybe forgotten to take off his shiny gold ring if he looks at me well then there just might be some room here for his ding-a-ling! Ref. I'm a disgusting American girl that needs some good lovin' you bet you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel but you know I'll take what - I - can - get! |
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At the request of one of my dear female poet friends here, I was asked to present a different view.
I don't think she knew what she was asking...
I do hope you get a little laugh and remember, she asked me too.
Thanks for reading!
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and 2 member cents. I don't think she knew what she was asking...
I do hope you get a little laugh and remember, she asked me too.
Thanks for reading!
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