Humor Non-Fiction posted May 2, 2024 |
A send-up of the standard Toilet
Toy-Lets (Toilets)
by LittleIrishman
Who would have thought that a Toilet can also be a Toy-Let.
There are of course kids portable training toilets, and standard adult-sized toilets.
These kids Toilets almost seem like fun Toy-Lets.
Perhaps viewing Toilets like Toy-Lets can make going to the Toilet to do one's ones' (wee), or twos' (poo-poo), that bit more safer, fun, and enjoyable.
Mother/Father: 'Are you alright in there honey? You have been in there quite a while now?'
Child: 'All is fine. Just having fun with our ToyLet, on the Toilet.'
Mother/Father: 'Make sure you do not Toy around too much with the you know what...(ones and/or twos).'
Bibliography
- Personal Experiences:
Our family, young to old, use the kids-size and adult-size Toilets at home.
The idea for this article came by chance rearranging the word Toilet for Toy-Let.
Who would have thought that a Toilet can also be a Toy-Let.
There are of course kids portable training toilets, and standard adult-sized toilets.
These kids Toilets almost seem like fun Toy-Lets.
Perhaps viewing Toilets like Toy-Lets can make going to the Toilet to do one's ones' (wee), or twos' (poo-poo), that bit more safer, fun, and enjoyable.
Mother/Father: 'Are you alright in there honey? You have been in there quite a while now?'
Child: 'All is fine. Just having fun with our ToyLet, on the Toilet.'
Mother/Father: 'Make sure you do not Toy around too much with the you know what...(ones and/or twos).'
Bibliography
- Personal Experiences:
Our family, young to old, use the kids-size and adult-size Toilets at home.
The idea for this article came by chance rearranging the word Toilet for Toy-Let.
There are of course kids portable training toilets, and standard adult-sized toilets.
These kids Toilets almost seem like fun Toy-Lets.
Perhaps viewing Toilets like Toy-Lets can make going to the Toilet to do one's ones' (wee), or twos' (poo-poo), that bit more safer, fun, and enjoyable.
Mother/Father: 'Are you alright in there honey? You have been in there quite a while now?'
Child: 'All is fine. Just having fun with our ToyLet, on the Toilet.'
Mother/Father: 'Make sure you do not Toy around too much with the you know what...(ones and/or twos).'
Bibliography
- Personal Experiences:
Our family, young to old, use the kids-size and adult-size Toilets at home.
The idea for this article came by chance rearranging the word Toilet for Toy-Let.
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