| Humor Fiction posted March 27, 2024 |
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100 word flash fiction humor
Ewe Gotta Pick A Reason
by CrystieCookie999
Two sheep named Ian and Hailey met often in the pasture, and they started a dating relationship. They liked chasing each other around the fields. They went out for dinner at cozy, little Italian restaurants, where they enjoyed luscious lasagna, tempting tortelloni, and delectable tiramisu. They went hiking, skating, and golfing. They even tried country dancing, line dancing, and going on a cruise. But when they came back from the cruise, they broke up.
Hailey's friend asked her why they broke up.
"Well," said Hailey. "We went swimming in the cruise ship's swimming pool. I just didn't like Ian's baaa-ckstroke."
100 Word Flash Fiction contest entry
Two sheep named Ian and Hailey met often in the pasture, and they started a dating relationship. They liked chasing each other around the fields. They went out for dinner at cozy, little Italian restaurants, where they enjoyed luscious lasagna, tempting tortelloni, and delectable tiramisu. They went hiking, skating, and golfing. They even tried country dancing, line dancing, and going on a cruise. But when they came back from the cruise, they broke up.
Hailey's friend asked her why they broke up.
"Well," said Hailey. "We went swimming in the cruise ship's swimming pool. I just didn't like Ian's baaa-ckstroke."
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I get 100 words in Microsoft Word. I think the counter here counts hyphenated words as two. Grew up with a grandfather who ran sheep for years. I always thought they must be secretly smarter than we realize, at least during the night time. But they put on a good act in the daytime.
Thanks to ABG Photography for a perfect example of affectionate sheep.
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and 2 member cents. Thanks to ABG Photography for a perfect example of affectionate sheep.
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