If I were a King, I'd sit my throne
And wait for my Queen, to come alone.
We'd rule all the land, like we planned,
And be Just to everyone --
'Twould be grand.

We'd sit on display, and issue rules.
Our court would be gay, there'd be no fools.
We'd listen to all. Best of all,
There'd be music at the Ball --
Think of that.

We'd keep taxes low, for Heaven's sake.
The better to grow, and not forsake
our people in need. It's agreed.
There'll be food for mouths to feed --
Every day.

Our kingdom will shine, throughout the land.
Example for all. They'll know our brand;
A large buckhorn stag, on our flag,
passersby will go home and brag --
That's a fact.