Humor Fiction posted March 17, 2025


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Murphy by name Murphy by nature. What*s a girl to do?

Rich and Thick

by Terry Reilly


 
 A fussy young colleen from Limerick,
 
found Murphy's dark stout made her feel sick.
 
Her suitor, from Cork,
 
although flush, was a dork,
 
like Murphy's black brew - rich but thick.
 



Limerick Challenge writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
What better way to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day than by writing a limerick! Write a 5-line poem with the classic AABBA rhyme scheme. Happy Saint Patricks Day!


colleen = Irish word for girl or young woman.
flush = slang for having loads of money.
dork = slang for a stupid person.
Two stouts brewed in Ireland have quite a rivalry. Guiness (brewed in Dublin) connoisseurs look down their noses at Murphy*s (brewed in Cork), viewing it as unsophisticated, rough, from the country. Thick and crude, if you will.
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