General Non-Fiction posted March 14, 2024 | Chapters: | ...32 33 -34- 35... |
We hear some non diet facts
A chapter in the book A Particular Friendship
Pre diet Years
by Liz O'Neill
Background We're still in the midst of Lizzy's candy adventures |
There was a delicious nougaty cinnamon red rocket-shaped delicacy. One of my friends let me sample one. I had never tasted anything like it. I couldn’t wait to bring my money. Imagining a whole school year of that treat made any sadness temporarily disappear. That was about a week before the dastardly diet was declared.
My next dramatic response in between raspberry sounds and motions to clear my lips and tongue of any speck, ranted with the questions of why would anyone put that putrid sweet, dark substance in a jar? And what was it doing in our jelly pantry?
I did however make up for this dearth of confectionery consumption when I was in junior high, especially at Halloween time. Trudy had a fireplace which served as an excellent source of soot for blackening their faces.
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Provided our costumes
We were always bums
For our last prop to carry
There was going to be candy aplenty
We needed a big pillowcase
We went door to door
So long ago when we were young
The porch lights were on
The neighbors were generous
Our pillowcases were bulging
The candy bars were giant
We saw it on the porch
It was a scary ghost made of spiderwebs
Everything was going great
No more porch lights were on
It was getting scary now
It was time to go home
Have to trod miles home
With heavy yummy filled pillowcases
These tired ole bums
The thrill of having only the good ones
To put away to eat a little each day
Next year, we'll be bums
In the Novitiate, we were supposed to take only one piece of candy at recreation. Since they didn’t usually have my favorite, with the map on the inside cover, no one knew what flavor was what.
One of the Sisters, wanting to make sure her one piece was a good one, used to punch a little hole in the bottom of each of the chocolates. She proceeded ‘til she got the one she wanted.
This took the mystery out of it for all of us. I heard the verbal history passed down about the candy box rule. It seems there was an unexpected unsupervised power outage. Need I say more?
When the lights came on, the previously nearly full box of chocolates turned up empty. To use an amusing example of wordplay. So much for blind obedience, which is usually related to the times we were told to perform a task that didn't necessarily make sense. To use a textbook example, watering a dead stick.
In later years, where I lived, one of the Sisters, trying to cut down on eating candy, suggested that the others hide the goodies from her. All abided by her wishes, by eating from a certain box when she wasn’t around.
Replacing the gold band gave the appearance the box had not yet been opened. We know deception always goes sideways. She must have had her eye on the box all along, because when there was need for a gift for someone, she suggested that box of candy.
We each swallowed hard, sheepishly looking at each other, and confessed to eating most of the candy. The Sister shook the box and said, “From now on, I’m going to shake and take.”
I had several run-ins with this same Sister and one involved a cousin to candy. Girl Scout cookies will be part of our next adventures to read.
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