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I got together with best friends, at Margaret's for some lunch

She invited us FS girls and ended up with quite a bunch

Margaret was writing notes, so Sue and Jen took a little peak

Lily and Janet are upset and Lorraine's about to freak

Eve and Mary told us, and we're not sure what to think

As Maria and Evie plot revenge, Margaret better watch her drink

Dolly and Lisa don't understand; why's she hiding what she wrote

So that's what happened so far, and here's what's in her note

                                                 
THE NOTE 

 Valda and Anne have hearing loss, so we must speak very loud

Joan and Judith hardly get out, so I hope they don't get plowed

Kitty tripped on Sandra's foot and had a nasty fall

Joanne and Leather are wearing clothes, a little bit too small

Gypsy, Robyn and Cindy usually end up in the lake

Karenina looks good on top, but denies that they are fake

Verna, Carol and Sharon have many grandkids pics to share

Gloria, Kate and Donna must have just touched up their hair

Janet and Pam are tiny, looks like they could fly away

Judy and Carolyn must have guys, both look happier today

Monica, Rachelle, Jessi and Liz could pass any inspection 

I heard that Nancy and Aussie go in for a beauty injection 

Sally, Helen and Debi are doing the cha cha cha

Ulla, Bridge and June are singing La La La

Wendy and Jay are so organized, and Barb's best being her own boss

Teri and Adonna, seems they are wearing the same Cross

 End of Note

Gretchen and Margaret by the pool, their tempers start to clash

 Jan and Regina helped Margaret take a little splash

As Margaret explained to us, we apologized for being so hard

These notes were for a joke, on a between friends Christmas card