"Baker's Dozen"
Written on September 20th, 2021
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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After the donut is baked, topped, filled, and finally holed.
What do they do with that small, donut,
Hole?
Send them to the local, "Cop Shop?"
With some free coffee?
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Now which came first?
Was it really the chicken?
Yes, or perhaps was it the chicken's egg?
Now when we analyze This you need a chicken to First lay that egg.
But when you think about it again you need an egg in which the hitch the chicken shell hatch?
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When the Emperor scorpion first emerged on dry land from the safety of the sea.
It took a long time for him to form that nasty stinging tail!
Which would be used for protection!
Yes!
And, no more lobster tail but still claws?
Was there ever any worthy opponent on land and not in the sea?
Do you Sea?
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Now, if Abraham Lincoln did like he was known for and freed the slaves way back on January 1st, 1863.
How come today all over the World there is still slavery?
After all they say marriage?
Baby in a carriage!
What isn't this insane?
"Ball and Chain?"
Maybe the chicken's been laying bad eggs?
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When Marie Antoinette faced a Grizzly death back in October 16th, 1793.
Yes, by the guillotine!
'Off with her Head!'
Was there a person to sharpen and tend to the device?
Yes, and how much does he get paid?
By the Head?
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"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein!"
(June 15th, 1948)
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"Abbott and Costello Go to Mars!"
(April 6th, 1953)
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What I don't understand was were the two of them sent to Mars on vacation?
By Doctor Frankenstein?
And, was Doctor Frankenstein upset that his monster didn't like Abbott and Costello?
And of course he eventually turn them into a dessert?
And, is that why today?
That they do call a dessert Jell-O?
Was it named so because of Abbott and Costello?
And what about the pudding?
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"Abbott and Costello Meet the Wolfman!"
(June 15th, 1948)
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Now of course that was made the same year and time period as the Frankenstein movie.
Then after that horrible experience with the Frankenstein monster!
Why did it take almost 5 years to send Abbott Costello to Mars?
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I would think a vacation to the Moon will be much nicer?
You could swim in the Sea of Tranquility!
Then go to the Moon Diner and eat Moon pies!
After all it's much closer!
Now when we analyze this and claw at it a little deeper?
Does it have anything to do with the fact that Werewolves howl at the Moon?

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Why isn't the World flat?
Instead it's round!
Wouldn't it be much better to make it completely flat and then nobody would fall down?
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and then Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
Then why would they need all of the King's Men?
To put Humpty back together again?
I know this is a children's nursery rhyme.
But to me?
It doesn't seem all cracked up to be!
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If Mother Goose was on the loose.
Yes, and perhaps took off and hitched a ride on the caboose?
Now would they need All the King's Men again my Fanstorian friend?
Or would it be much better to just go to the Old Maid in the Shoe?
And, let her try to figure out what to do?
Or maybe instead?
Bring Chicken Little back from the dead?
Chicken Little would know what to do!
After all, he predicted that the Sky was Falling!
And, just last September 11th, 2021.
The 20 year anniversary!
Yes, remember what happened with
9-11?
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Now, is Zorro had his identity?
Stolen like Batman?
Yes, who also wore a mask...
What really happened whenever who would be the criminal who created the crime?
Of course there is only one man on Earth Who would know?
And who would this superhero criminal be?
Would it be the man with the X-ray Eyes?
Ray Milliad from the movie Entitled,
X: "The Man with the X-ray Eyes"
(Released September 18th, 1963.
No!
Ray's been long gone and this crime had just happened!
Could the criminal possibly be?
Would it possibly be?
The Only Man on Earth whom could see through anything including lead?
Yes!
Robin answered the riddle and he said to me!
Superman with his x-ray vision!
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Everybody knows that good pizza originated first in Naples Italy.
Yes, but what we don't know is that it has been documented way back to 997 AD. in Gaeta and throughout parts of Central as well as Southern Italy.
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Now, when the famous explorer Marco Polo first visited China in 1275.
He experienced a baked scallion pancake.
Also known as "Scallion Pie"
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Now, when Marco Polo returned to Italy?
Yes, he missed his scallion pancake pie!
Desperate, he decided to try and find a chef who would possibly be able to make them for him.
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He went to a dinner party in Naples and he talked to the chef about possibly creating such a dish?
The chef worked hard and indigently but failed miserably?
Yes, trying to put the ingredients inside the dough!
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So, Marco suggested instead to put them on the outside!
Eventually they added cheese and other ingredients.
Hence today?
Can you say Pizza Hut?
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Today it is a Fast-Paced World because of hello?
Cell Phones, Cell Phones?
Why do they call cell phones?
Cell Phones?
And, Cell phone calls?
Seems to me to be all quite cellular!
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Telephones, Telephones?
Why do they call Telephones Telephones?
And, that Saran Wrap?
Cellophane, Cellophane?
Maybe it's because we're so wrapped up in all our cell calls?
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Now, wouldn't it be much better to just communicate by smoke singles?
Or the beat of a Tom, Tom drum?
Do that Indians and the Africans have a better way to communicate?
Well, let me call you on that one.
Opps!
Forgot to pay the damn cell phone bill!
After all who can afford it today?
"Baker's Dozen"
Approximate Word Count: 1117.