| General Non-Fiction posted June 24, 2021 |
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''Honesty'' isn't always the best policy
Worst Proposal I Never Got
by Elizabeth Emerald
Two-penny rant
Last year I posted (and later repromoted) a piece in which I quoted five grossly insulting (non)proposals of marriage (all of which I had the misfortune to receive).
I put the five up for vote as to which was the worst. (Turned out A through E got roughly equal billing.)
There is one proposal even more outrageous than the ones I cited (mercifully, I never got this one).
Ready?
Brace yourself:
It's high time I made an honest woman of you.
To which I'd have retorted:
Repent if you will; I'll find another partner in crime.
Two-penny rant
Last year I posted (and later repromoted) a piece in which I quoted five grossly insulting (non)proposals of marriage (all of which I had the misfortune to receive).
I put the five up for vote as to which was the worst. (Turned out A through E got roughly equal billing.)
There is one proposal even more outrageous than the ones I cited (mercifully, I never got this one).
Ready?
Brace yourself:
It's high time I made an honest woman of you.
To which I'd have retorted:
Repent if you will; I'll find another partner in crime.
Last year I posted (and later repromoted) a piece in which I quoted five grossly insulting (non)proposals of marriage (all of which I had the misfortune to receive).
I put the five up for vote as to which was the worst. (Turned out A through E got roughly equal billing.)
There is one proposal even more outrageous than the ones I cited (mercifully, I never got this one).
Ready?
Brace yourself:
It's high time I made an honest woman of you.
To which I'd have retorted:
Repent if you will; I'll find another partner in crime.
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