Humor Non-Fiction posted May 5, 2021


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Permanently Pink: hair today, hair to stay

Fuchsia Fadeout: Ain't happening

by Elizabeth Emerald


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They (?) say that "older" women should soften the shade of their hair. Being too-damn-overqualified for the position, I decided to refrain from using my color-depositing shampoo.

To my surprise, despite washing for weeks with regular shampoo, my hair remained unremittingly maraschino.

I scrubbed several times with double-duty dishwashing liquid; i.e. the green stuff. The stubborn cherry stayed unplucked.

I am destined to vividity.

Gonna rock it!







  




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