Ukraine Grey

Small town in Ukraine, Boris own a cow
This cow of Boris, it have coat of silk
The cow is nice and sometimes will allow
To suckle Boris, offer many milk

This Boris, he have neighbor, name is Vlad
Vlad used to own the cow but it escaped
This cow was very mad and also sad
For Vlad not nice to cow and had it raped

Now Vlad he want the cow back so he say
Hey Boris, give me cow, I want it now
And Boris say, no Vlad, please go away
You not treat cow so mean like Chairman Mao

So Vlad he come with tank for cow and smash
While Boris watch, he burn the cow to ash.