mairead carvill: Rude Rude person Not a care in the world Don't care how bad there clothes look Belech like a pig Sit in the room and fart on the chair Spreading smelly ordors lingering in the air I spray myself with mark Jacobs and lady gaga black fluid perfume To get rid of the shitty smell off fart That's when you were a ten year old boy Rude and disgraceful You're making the room smell like slurry pit Laugh like a clown Like your a clown in the ring at duffeys circus So you're a geek And fool If they love and protect you Cherished each joyfull hideous moment with a young fella belching like a pig |
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mairead carvill: Sexy in red Sexy in red Shes like a supermdel in red The colour just suits me to a tea It brings out my brown eyes Sexy in red All those men are flirting with me Every man wants to be with me There all sitting around a table fighting over me I turn around and say would ya give it over And go and find yourselves a misses But I'm sorry to say that But you all can't have me If a man chats me up A girl I used to know would have said you skiinney bitch look at you in that dress She won't be able to fit ito it Coz she was way to fat to fit into that supermodel dress I'd know the zip would burst open I'd be walking up the street with a can of bud in my hand She'd be showing off her underwear I'm just the lucky one with men so fuck you bitch You don't want me to look like supermodel Sure I'll be modelling in the fashion show catwalk modelling in bikinis and stilettos You'll be in weightwatcers on that weighing scales While I'm on runway fashion show at central park I'll stii be sexy in red Waiting for a man to dance with me tonight |
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mairead carvill: Sexy in red Sexy in red Shes like a supermdel in red The colour just suits me to a tea It brings out my brown eyes Sexy in red All those men are flirting with me Every man wants to be with me There all sitting around a table fighting over me I turn around and say would ya give it over And go and find yourselves a misses But I'm sorry to say that But you all can't have me If a man chats me up A girl I used to know would have said you skiinney bitch look at you in that dress She won't be able to fit ito it Coz she was way to fat to fit into that supermodel dress I'd know the zip would burst open I'd be walking up the street with a can of bud in my hand She'd be showing off her underwear I'm just the lucky one with men so fuck you bitch You don't want me to look like supermodel Sure I'll be modelling in the fashion show catwalk modelling in bikinis and stilettos You'll be in weightwatcers on that weighing scales While I'm on runway fashion show at central park I'll stii be sexy in red Waiting for a man to dance with me tonight |
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mairead carvill: Theres a bee in your Bonet Theres a bee in your bonet Women yells take it out doc Doc laughs and says you got a flower in your hair Thats why theres a bee in your bonet Women screams and runs around the room Doc sits there laughing Then ends up pissing himself from laughing Too much By Sean Morris |
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mairead carvill: Chop chop RHumpty Dumpty went by Dan humpty He sat on the wall and he had a great fall he splatted like an egg and everyone tried to put him back together again But they couldn't So they get a bus and play eye spy with my little eye A women asleep on while a man from behind her gives her a haircut with his scissors and says how now brown cow While chopping her hair with the scissors Chop,chop and snip and laughing like a mad man By sean morris |
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mairead carvill: Crack in the Pavement Crack in the middle of the pavement Drug dealer smoking their crack in the middle of the cracked pavement Eventully the crackles like cadburys marvilous mouth popping jelly beans , pop, pop What the hell was that noise The majic bleeding choclate you gave me I thought it was the crack in the pavement Got a fright and screamed like hyinena People stopped and Turned and looked Shouted after i've left Your scaring the shit out of me |
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mairead carvill: Glamour in the blood It's glamour in the blood It's glamour in my blood, blood, blood I know what fashion is High steet fahion for the sexy bitch Men wanthing to fuck me raw and hard just like sucking a lollypop It's glamour in the blood, blood ,blood It's vouge sex fashion and i think it would be some kinnda fun to be A rich bich So much money that i can sit on it with my ass Pushing up on u would be sexier I've dremt of night of it With a sexy fella in bed The catwalk red carpet in vouge Wearing trenady outfits to die for Stilletoe heels to make the fellas want me even more Its like a sex i have when i go to bed at night Turn off all the lights and think of u in my dreams |
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mairead carvill: Don't dress like a hooker My mother said to me don't dress like a hooker When you are coming to my birthday gathering Don't dress like a hooker(2x) my mother said to me it would be nice for you to wear one of your nice dresses that you have Since the summer won't last fovever Make the most of this gloriouies weather She wants me to look like a posh lesson st girl But i know that's never going to happen I am just going to be me Who i was born to dress differently form the crowd Not going to change for anyone else My mother said to me don't dress like a hooker, a hooker(2x) i wish my mam could be cool. Wear what i want My mother said to me don't dress like a hooker when you are coming to my bithday gathering(2x) I know you may think that i'm mad But don't really care I just love being me Nobody will ever take it away from me Same old mad me Till the time i turn 30 ah ah ah ah oh yeah I think you just me inside out like a read book mother At least i don't care if i'm bonkers thats just the way i am Just have to be different . Coz i'm living Only got one life so who gives a fuck Just go and do u mad bitch You only live once I was born to be wild and free. Ah ah ah ah oh yeah Don't dress like a hooker you'll pay the price what your asking for Who give a fuck you only live once just do it and you'll get a good thrill. |
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mairead carvill: no matter how poxy your day is no matter how poxy your day may be you have to keep going and going like your on rollerblade weels flying around on powerkick that give a right kick that sends you flying like a trukey in the sky falling down the chimmey and setting the tukeys ass on fire like a rolling bins pins smaching santa in the head. |
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mairead carvill: Rude Rude person Not a care in the world Don't care how bad there clothes look Blech like a pig Sit in the room and fart on the chair Spreading smelly ordors lingering in the air I spray myself with Mark Jacbs & Lady GaGa black fluid To get rid of the shitty smell of fart That's when you were a ten year old boy Rude & disirecpretful Your making the room smell like a slurry pit Your discranceful beleching like a pig Laugh like a clown Like your a clown in the ring at duffy's Circus Coz you don't know how to laugh So your a geek An edijit If they love & protect you Cherish each joyful hidious moment with a young fella beleching like a pig |
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mairead carvill: When your close to someone that's spechial When your close to someone that's like me It's hard not to be in there company Each passes so quick Each year i'm getting older and much more wiser Less stupid when I was only eighteen I long to be in your company I sare everything with you You're the person I can trust hurned per cent Your the best friend that i'd had in my life Never had a friend that is so caring you'd bend your back to do anything to help me Thank you for being a very loyal and caring friend. It's nice to share my life with a nice person like you. |
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mairead carvill: Good friends can't be appart Good friends can't be appart Never want to be alone Always cherish each day as it comes and Goes Your sitting woundering where am I today When i'm present in the room We always have a good laugh Like the good and bad days that We shared in college for a year Some days you felt like getting a bendy ruler and smaking the balls out of the baldy al fucker Drives a right all baner That is only fit for the scrap yard |
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mairead carvill: Your one in a million Your one in a million Your 'e worth a million euro Your prety Don't give your hopes up We sure would be lost without you around Best friends are friends for life Someone who's there for me when I need them the most There's someone out there under all the fish in the sea That's a polite man Cares about me These people ain't my friends I class them as my ennmies and loosers Not being an angery cow Giving out for no reason at all Taking there anger out on me When I did notting wrong Tell the others Come late get away with murder I can't even swing a cat in this room It's so small , I wouknox you in the funy bone Your poor little fat ass would go blonk on the floor like a sack of potatoes Not as twice as heavy as a mans balls Now im not asking you to left the sack of patotoes If my live my life depend on it I wont even have time to spare for peop that act like a pack of chimpazies form dublin zoo There not have chimpanzie and human They are human but like snooty monkeys Some people are bloody crookes At the end of the The caring person that what matters at the end of the day So everyone put it in your pipe and smoke it I don't want to know I'm the only bloody women here That's normal Everyone else you act like a pack of assholes That spechial friend that misses me when The vaccante chair in the corner is insviable Misses me when my absencence is not present in the room. |
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mairead carvill: The ramdom lady She's the ramdom lady Sence of humour But i don't eat ramdom's jellys I'm a very ramdom lady The strangest you will ever come across Where did we get this young lady from Send her back where i got her from She's wild and adventious Dos'nt care what people think Or if i end up in the irish independent It will be the talk of the town for weeks on end I'm a ramdom lady Take time to get to know me I'm not all that bad You'll have fun with a ramdom lady when Mad as a brush Do the most unrelistic things Walking in a pjs & dressing gown Walking at the side of the motorway in my zebra print pjs. Swining from a tree at the side of the motorway Say oh hell i'm stuck in a tree You'll have fun with a ramdom lady when shes on the booze It will be even twice more the fun LoL You'll be rolling laighing your ass off Ramdom lady thats what i am That's my new nickname i think. |
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