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    Corrupted youth proclaim decaying matter
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Grumpylumpy: alexgardiner replied:-

"Jings, here's me thinkin' aw ma wurds wir o' the posh kind. Am jist tryin' tae edicate aw the fanny story types oan proapur gramer an' spellin'. Noo dae yea no think Laddie that's an honerible thing tae dae?
Bit oanyhoo am sae aufie glad yea hiv becum ma fan.Am sae exsightid ma wee he- haws arrrrr' startin' tae get exsighted an' am findin' it hard tae sit doon an' type withoot makin' a stoopid spellin' misteak:)
Ta fur noo frae 'anither auld tattie yin'."


Grumpylumpy: Stuffffed Roast Chicken by Alex Gardiner,
made me laugh so much that I nearly forgot
I was a miserable lump of mouldy potato.



Grumpylumpy: My slush grows bigger in the dark. Help!!!


Grumpylumpy: I wanted to be a sweet potato, but I'm just plain and mouldy.


Grumpylumpy: I'm rotten but it's not my fault.


Grumpylumpy: Vegetables have rights! It's all slop!


Grumpylumpy: I am wearing a grumpy face right now because
my mind needs to be filled with new colours, lively words and the shape of a happier feeling. Help me out and write something to turn old grumpylump upside down!
    alexgardiner:
    Nonsense fur a grumpy faced wee foustie spud.

    Per wee Grumpylumpy needs sum rumpy pumpy,
    he shid hiv asked. Hoo aboot a wee bit jumpy? :)
    Noo a wee bit oâ?? yon five times anâ?? â??our,
    wid mak Grumpy lumpy nae sae dour.


    But alas this per wee chap has bit oaf his sprout,
    sae rumpypumpy he'll hae tae dae without.
    Nae mair wee new Grumpylumpies wull be,
    â??Moral.â??
    Stupit bastards bite oaf their ain wee pee wees :(

    Noo if yea get yer sad face intae gear,
    Be happy, then new wee sprouts wull appear.
    Anâ?? wae thay brammer new wee sprouts sae lumpy,
    Baby Grumpylumpies wull appear efter sum rumpypumpy :)

    Whoaaaaaaaaa! Doon Boy!! Yer stull green.




    -
    alexgardiner: These stupit things �?? are no ma blidy fault.
    -
    Art Aliz: Ah'd pluck oot ma wee rottin black eye on ma skin, jist fir some o' thon rumpy pumpy talent. Ah dinnae waana be green fur ever man! -
    Art Aliz: Ah'd pluck oot ma wee rottin black eye on ma skin, jist fir some o' thon rumpy pumpy talent. Ah dinnae waana be green fur ever man! -
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Location Under the kitchen larder between the cracks in the floor
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Joined September 2011

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Sitting in the mud
I grew out of the mould from an old potato skin. My eyes are two sunken bruises and my arms are brittle. Pity me! A new seed of thought might turn my saggy bottom into a well toned muscle.
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