The Infomercial
Inventive Geniuses contest entry24 total reviews
Comment from Debra White
OMG! NOW I've seen it all!!
This poem is just brilliant - it has a jingle and everything!
Let me order one of these NOW - can I just check on the return and refund policy though?!
Thanks for the laughs this afternoon. I needed that!
Best wishes, Debra
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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OMG! NOW I've seen it all!!
This poem is just brilliant - it has a jingle and everything!
Let me order one of these NOW - can I just check on the return and refund policy though?!
Thanks for the laughs this afternoon. I needed that!
Best wishes, Debra
Comment Written 02-Oct-2020
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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Yes, I think the refund policy would be a bit hard to ague in court. Lol. Thank you so much for the fantastic review and huge sixer, Debra. I'm glad this silliness brightened up your day a little bit. I dearly appreciate the gracious stars. Have yourself a wonderful rest of your weekend and thank you again.
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Ron
Comment from Gypsymooncat
I would like to place an order for three of them. One to take out, one for at home, and a spare just in case one of them gets burnt out. Or flooded...
Are these portable loos easy to clean? Or do they self clean? Please send info.
If this isn't a winning entry, aside from being an innovative - and genius - invention, I'll run up my neighbourhood street naked making Indian noises...with a Zip-n-Squat.
One small thing: "You won't miss cherised memories" should be cherished.
Good luck! Happy squatting!
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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I would like to place an order for three of them. One to take out, one for at home, and a spare just in case one of them gets burnt out. Or flooded...
Are these portable loos easy to clean? Or do they self clean? Please send info.
If this isn't a winning entry, aside from being an innovative - and genius - invention, I'll run up my neighbourhood street naked making Indian noises...with a Zip-n-Squat.
One small thing: "You won't miss cherised memories" should be cherished.
Good luck! Happy squatting!
Comment Written 02-Oct-2020
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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Hahaha. That's why I added that the collection bags are sold separately. They might not too easy to clean without them. Lol. Thank you so much for the fantastic review and for catching the goof, Gypsy.
Let me know if anyone catches video of the nude Indian run, okay? Haha.
I really appreciate the hilarious review and giant sixer, Gypsy. I'm glad you liked this ridiculous piece.
Oh, and I wasn't sure if someone was going to mention about the lack of paper products to go with it but sure enough someone did. So, if you're interested, I added a little more to the picture to make it more practical. Lol.
Tahnk you again.
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Ron
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Oh dayum! I saw that bit about "collection bags"!!! Now I feel like a silly person lol!
I'll take a look at the addition to your artwork, too.
LOVE your work Ron! It's always entertaining, which is why I fanned myself. Became a fan. I fan myself in summer.
Comment from Pantygynt
And your next post will be a script no doubt. Scene: The patent office... Need I say more. I was interested in this device but felt that there was an important omission. Lack of information on the clean-up phase of the operation and inadequate provision for a supply of toilet paper to my mind dooms the project from the outset. If this omission can be overcome by the addition of another stanza of common metre I feel this this could rightly be classified as sh*t-hot stuff.
On a more poetic note, if this line:
'When on the beach under the sun' were to be replaced by:
'When on the beach beneath the sun' it would fit the metre better.
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reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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And your next post will be a script no doubt. Scene: The patent office... Need I say more. I was interested in this device but felt that there was an important omission. Lack of information on the clean-up phase of the operation and inadequate provision for a supply of toilet paper to my mind dooms the project from the outset. If this omission can be overcome by the addition of another stanza of common metre I feel this this could rightly be classified as sh*t-hot stuff.
On a more poetic note, if this line:
'When on the beach under the sun' were to be replaced by:
'When on the beach beneath the sun' it would fit the metre better.
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Comment Written 02-Oct-2020
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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Hahaha. I thought some would mention the lack of paper with it. I added to the picture to make it more practical. Lol. I figured it was lengthy enough so I went the visual route. Oh, and the clean-up was the little note at the end about the collection bags being sold separately. Use properly, it shouldn't take much clean-up. Haha.
Thank you for the great review and 'beneath' suggestion, Pantygynt. I changed it. I really appreciate the generous stars, friend. Have yourself a great day.
Ron
Comment from trimple
Good morning, Ron
I enjoyed reading this poetic list of reason why one should purchase one of your 'Zip-n-Squats.
Enjoy :)
much love
tracey
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reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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Good morning, Ron
I enjoyed reading this poetic list of reason why one should purchase one of your 'Zip-n-Squats.
Enjoy :)
much love
tracey
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Comment Written 02-Oct-2020
reply by the author on 02-Oct-2020
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Hey, Tracey, hello. Thank you for the great review and this hilarious video. I will admit, I'll have to take some time to go through it slower. There's lots of jokes I'm missing because I can't understand some of what he's saying with the accent.
I've been waiting to see what you've come up with for this contest. I'm sure it will be grand.
I'm glad you liked this ridiculous piece, Tracey. Thank you again.
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Ron
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