Comment from Y. M. Roger

Excellent

Hilarious, Sir Bill !! :) And, as would be expected, a very unique offering for the 'Love Poem' contest!! :) Certainly entertaining! :) Thanx for sharing and good luck in the contest! :) Yvette

 Comment Written 04-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 04-Jan-2019

Thank you, Yvette.

Comment from nomi338

Excellent

Bill, I kneel in praise of your wonderful wit. You have an innate ability to catch me by surprise with your unexpected bits of humor. This is a wonderfully constructed rib tickler. Thank you.

 Comment Written 04-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 04-Jan-2019

Thanks, nomi, for the kind review.

Comment from Dean Kuch

Excellent

Yeah, you tell 'em, buddy!
Besides, women never pass gas anyhow, at least to hear them tell it.
They may experience an anal exhale, unleash a booty bomb, light a bumsen burner, or have fanny fog and fecal fume.
Butt But, they DO NOT--EVER--pass gas, heh-heh...
Best wishes to you in the Love Poem Poetry Contest.

~Dean

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thanks, Dean. I'm told I'll need all the luck I can get with this one. Fanny fog and fecal fume. Classic.

reply by Dean Kuch on 04-Jan-2019

My pleasure, Bill.
I hope everything comes out okay (and in the right form, if ya know what I mean...

~Dean

Comment from Janice Canerdy

Excellent

This is so funny. It reminds me of experiences I had as a high-
school English teacher trying--I repeat TRYING--to teach Romantic
Period poetry. I like your method of allowing your poet to prevail over
the "oaf"!

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thanks, Janice. I taught Shakespeare as well and had a few victories. That's mostly a process rather than an appreciation of the Bard.

Comment from Ulla

Excellent

Hahahaha,Bill, I wish I had a six for this wonderful poem. It's utterly hilarious. Yes, he must love her to distraction, hehe. I just love everything about it. All the best in the contest. I sure hope it wins. I'm still smiling. Ulla:)))

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thank you, Ulla. I?m sure there?s a sonnet about angels or spring flowers that will surpass this. Happy day.

reply by Ulla on 03-Jan-2019

No way!!

Comment from Miss Sherry

Excellent

Well, golly gosh, this is a different love poem! I must say I am not comfortable with the subject - but you wrote with such humor and craftsmanship that I must say it is quite good and very entertaining!

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thank you, OP. I hope I wasn?t too crass. I guess ?fart? humor has permeated society.

reply by Miss Sherry on 03-Jan-2019

Nah, dear Poet - I have always been a prude. Love your writing!!

Comment from Earl Corp

Excellent

Did you An ode to flatulence, what will you think of next? You are one of the most creative writers I have encountered here on Fanstory. One question: Did you mean hence instead of hense? Very nice job.

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

You caught me. Thank you for the correction. I guess my rare use of hence is showing. Henceforth I will try to be more careful.

reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

You caught me. Thank you for the correction. I guess my rare use of hence is showing. Henceforth I will try to be more careful.

reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

You caught me. Thank you for the correction. I guess my rare use of hence is showing. Henceforth I will try to be more careful.

Comment from Alcreator Litt Dear

Excellent

Her presence is a coat of fragrance and you would like to capture its perfume and smell again and again; well said, well done. Write inspire change for 1234 Years--- DR ALCREATOR

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thanks, ALD.

Comment from Roxanna Andrews

Excellent

Oh this is very loving. I'm sure your wife will treasure it forever. You sound just like my brothers. Their favorite subject is farts. They always seem to be hilarious. Sometimes they are very funny. I wish you luck in the contest. I think you will need it.

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

My wife actually burps like beer tent maven. When she does I call her my ?delicate flower?.

Comment from robyn corum

Excellent

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Bill,
I have to thank you for this delightful piece of literature. It brought SUCH a SMILE to my face this morning. What a fabulous love poem -- I don't really know how you could demonstrate that you loved someone more than capturing their nastiest aromas and keeping them forever. hahahaha!

Thanks!

 Comment Written 03-Jan-2019

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reply by the author on 03-Jan-2019

Thanks, Robyn. She?s my olfactory favorite.