Comment from kiwisteveh

Excellent

Hmmm... I have decided I hate contests which encourage people to write badly. For a start, how on earth are we supposed to decide whether a person has written badly well?

In any case, this is pretty bad and I certainly wouldn't pick this book up and read it, so I guess you did OK

Steve

 Comment Written 30-Sep-2017

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reply by the author on 30-Sep-2017

Thanks, Steve. I think I must have done pretty well to elicit that response. It's reassuring to know you wouldn't read my book. Writing poorly comes easily for me, to which the hordes of Fanstorians who never vote for my work will attest.

Thanks again!

Don

Comment from rama devi

Excellent

LOL hysterically bad. Witty and well done entry for this absurd contest of bad writing. I laughed at a number of your funny misspellings. Superb satire. A strong entry. The voicing and POV are hilarious too. I will not criticke the nits, since they are 'desireable' for this contest. (NOTE: misspelling intenational).

Warmly, rd

 Comment Written 30-Sep-2017

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reply by the author on 30-Sep-2017

What a great review! I'm delighted you found my piece to be so awful. If you
thought this was bad, you should read the rest of my work.

Thank you, rd!

Don

reply by rama devi on 01-Oct-2017

Thanks so much, Don. You're witty! :-))) Warmly, rd

reply by rama devi on 01-Oct-2017

PS it takes skill to write horrible work intentionally.