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Comment from Megalips
I think it's awesome...we need some more over the top on here. I love the list! I guess we are all affected by what the press feeds us as to what we should find sexy...by press, I mean the magazines I read while checking out of the grocery.
Anyway, I still believe you can't beat a beautiful pair of eyes (radiant blue with black hair is my preference)...but I'm not gonna lie...SIZE does matter. Anybody who says it doesn't just hasn't done an adequate amount of research! LOL
Love the story!
reply by the author on 17-Jul-2015
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I think it's awesome...we need some more over the top on here. I love the list! I guess we are all affected by what the press feeds us as to what we should find sexy...by press, I mean the magazines I read while checking out of the grocery.
Anyway, I still believe you can't beat a beautiful pair of eyes (radiant blue with black hair is my preference)...but I'm not gonna lie...SIZE does matter. Anybody who says it doesn't just hasn't done an adequate amount of research! LOL
Love the story!
Comment Written 17-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 17-Jul-2015
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Thanks for reading, I'm glad you had fun.
Comment from --Turtle.
He and his testicles dangle before our eyes; dazzling us with a symbol of what
(I thought here... Gorrillas have small penises, on the grand scheme... like less than 2inch on a good day.)
2. Small, beady, brown eyes. (hey now... those eyes look sophisticated, I didn't think beady when I was staring into those compelling... deep dark... sexy (okay not sexy) eyes
12. Poor table manners.
(I was giggling here, I really thought the list did a great job of highlighting the attributes of the gorilla)
This is significantly less than the average male human package deal.
(yeah, I was glad you brought this fact up, because when thinking about gorilla's and sexy, it was the first thing I thought about... followed by a book about a woman who fell in love with a gorilla/ ape man of some kind that I couldn't get passed the first chapter on.)
Perhaps women are becoming too catty by changing their minds more often than cats have lives, collectively. (I wasn't too sure about this sentence. Is it really catty to change ones mind? I paused here)
I don't know what women are thinking, and I'm one, and I have no idea. I figure I'm not a normal one. Though, I do have to admit... that gorilla, he's got a special kind of sexy look about him. Tall, dark, great smile, intimidating eyes. The kind of guy that would sweep you off your feet. And look at those muscles. ; )
This was really fun to read, I had no idea of the new trend, I didn't know the old one for that matter.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2015
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He and his testicles dangle before our eyes; dazzling us with a symbol of what
(I thought here... Gorrillas have small penises, on the grand scheme... like less than 2inch on a good day.)
2. Small, beady, brown eyes. (hey now... those eyes look sophisticated, I didn't think beady when I was staring into those compelling... deep dark... sexy (okay not sexy) eyes
12. Poor table manners.
(I was giggling here, I really thought the list did a great job of highlighting the attributes of the gorilla)
This is significantly less than the average male human package deal.
(yeah, I was glad you brought this fact up, because when thinking about gorilla's and sexy, it was the first thing I thought about... followed by a book about a woman who fell in love with a gorilla/ ape man of some kind that I couldn't get passed the first chapter on.)
Perhaps women are becoming too catty by changing their minds more often than cats have lives, collectively. (I wasn't too sure about this sentence. Is it really catty to change ones mind? I paused here)
I don't know what women are thinking, and I'm one, and I have no idea. I figure I'm not a normal one. Though, I do have to admit... that gorilla, he's got a special kind of sexy look about him. Tall, dark, great smile, intimidating eyes. The kind of guy that would sweep you off your feet. And look at those muscles. ; )
This was really fun to read, I had no idea of the new trend, I didn't know the old one for that matter.
Comment Written 16-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2015
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Yes, you are probably right about the catty bit.
Thanks for reading.
Comment from Annette Gulliver
Ha,ha,ha ... Those particular women in Japan must be desperate. I mean, your fellow in the photo is quite a hunk for a Gorilla. And as for big muscle bound men raging with testosterone, no thank you, and what they say about those big guys and their small 'apparatus' is oh so true. Settle down, girls! Give me a tall, wide shouldered, slim hipped well toned tanned body any day.
Annette
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2015
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Ha,ha,ha ... Those particular women in Japan must be desperate. I mean, your fellow in the photo is quite a hunk for a Gorilla. And as for big muscle bound men raging with testosterone, no thank you, and what they say about those big guys and their small 'apparatus' is oh so true. Settle down, girls! Give me a tall, wide shouldered, slim hipped well toned tanned body any day.
Annette
Comment Written 16-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2015
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Agreed, Annette. Although, I don't mind the hair.
Comment from Margaret Snowdon
Ha ha - poor chap, sitting there
minding his own business and the
women are getting randy over him.
As for his apparatus - it's the
quality that counts, not the size.
He's certainly regal and handsome,
but doesn't turn me on - I like
nice eyes and a tight butt myself,
even at my age. and why not!!!
Very entertaining, Nicole.
Margaret
reply by the author on 15-Jul-2015
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Ha ha - poor chap, sitting there
minding his own business and the
women are getting randy over him.
As for his apparatus - it's the
quality that counts, not the size.
He's certainly regal and handsome,
but doesn't turn me on - I like
nice eyes and a tight butt myself,
even at my age. and why not!!!
Very entertaining, Nicole.
Margaret
Comment Written 15-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 15-Jul-2015
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Thanks, Margaret. I am glad you saw the funny side. To me that is the only side! One reviewer actually thought this was my personal desires--yikes! I'll not be trading my husband in.
Nicole
Comment from alexisleech
Very amusing! Yes, I've noticed this tendency to flaunt the 'hair' again, although not any of the rest, thank goodness! Beards are back in fashion, as is designer stubble, which makes kissing seriously itchy and irritable.
This was a highly amusing take on the 'new' look male, Nicole, and very enjoyable!
Alexis xxx
reply by the author on 15-Jul-2015
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Very amusing! Yes, I've noticed this tendency to flaunt the 'hair' again, although not any of the rest, thank goodness! Beards are back in fashion, as is designer stubble, which makes kissing seriously itchy and irritable.
This was a highly amusing take on the 'new' look male, Nicole, and very enjoyable!
Alexis xxx
Comment Written 15-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 15-Jul-2015
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Ah, so it must be a new trend. Hair-flaunters. Personally, I like the hairy backs, lol.
Nicole
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No! Lol, well, it takes all sorts to make a world!
Comment from Spitfire
These women would love my son. His chest looks like a fur rug. He had hair on his back too. His wife shaves it off. Gotta admit the ape in the photo has pecs, but a sad face. I wanna reach out and say "It's okay. Hairy guys cry too."
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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These women would love my son. His chest looks like a fur rug. He had hair on his back too. His wife shaves it off. Gotta admit the ape in the photo has pecs, but a sad face. I wanna reach out and say "It's okay. Hairy guys cry too."
Comment Written 14-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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Thanks for your fun review. I have a secret to confess ... I LOVE men with hairy backs .... shhh, don't tell anyone!
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Comment from Eigle Rull
HA! I really enjoyed this straight-forward, talk about what women want and what men and gorillas have in common. It is a very entertaining post that held my attention very well. It is interesting too. A lot that you posted, I knew nothing about. In my opinion, this is an extremely well written and put together post. Very nicely done, my friend, not over the top at all.
Always with respect,
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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HA! I really enjoyed this straight-forward, talk about what women want and what men and gorillas have in common. It is a very entertaining post that held my attention very well. It is interesting too. A lot that you posted, I knew nothing about. In my opinion, this is an extremely well written and put together post. Very nicely done, my friend, not over the top at all.
Always with respect,
Comment Written 14-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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Thank you, Eigle Rull, for your unexpected, lovely super-sixer.
Nicole
Comment from barbara.wilkey
I would have never have guessed it. I guess I am way off base. I prefer companionship, love, being treated like a princess, and respected. Oh well, I found your post to be very enlightening.
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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I would have never have guessed it. I guess I am way off base. I prefer companionship, love, being treated like a princess, and respected. Oh well, I found your post to be very enlightening.
Comment Written 14-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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Agreed, Barbara. I won't be trading my husband in. Nicole
Comment from country ranch writer
sounds like beer drinking pot belly guys over the hill wanting to bring back the thrill of being loved by his cave woman
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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sounds like beer drinking pot belly guys over the hill wanting to bring back the thrill of being loved by his cave woman
Comment Written 14-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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Thank you for enjoying this crazy post, and for your super-sixer!
Nicole
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welcome
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s m i l e s
Comment from justafan
I saw the same article and wondered at the females that made the comments.lol. This is so very cute in it's satire. You poke fun and make a very good point at the same time. We are fickle that's for sure!!! Love this!
Always justafan,
Missy
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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I saw the same article and wondered at the females that made the comments.lol. This is so very cute in it's satire. You poke fun and make a very good point at the same time. We are fickle that's for sure!!! Love this!
Always justafan,
Missy
Comment Written 14-Jul-2015
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2015
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Thank you--you realise I poke fun. I've had a few think this is what I want. Honestly, I'd not trade my dear husband in for an ape.
Thanks
Nicole
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There everywhere :)
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There everywhere :)
