Straw-Sticks-Bricks & Plastic
A Curly Tail of Dodgy Porkmanship...31 total reviews
Comment from Curt Mongold
OMG did I laugh! I laughed until I couldn't SEE anymore, damn you! ROTFLMAO! This is priceless! I read it out loud to the guys here at the hospital and they all howled too.
You are the master of funny and I bow to you good lady.
Still laughing,
Curt
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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OMG did I laugh! I laughed until I couldn't SEE anymore, damn you! ROTFLMAO! This is priceless! I read it out loud to the guys here at the hospital and they all howled too.
You are the master of funny and I bow to you good lady.
Still laughing,
Curt
Comment Written 29-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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LOL Still? Mmmm, well this is about 4 days later so maybe not. Haha
Thanks for a beaut sixer review my friend and glad my grunters gave you some fun at the hogspi..whoops I mean hospital.
Master? Weally?
Nup...loads more trainin'!
Cheers P
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Comment from despiser
You are hamming it up alright. Don't get cutest with me young bunny. A different take on the 3 little oinks. Never heard of shonky or manky so I suppose it's an Aussie thang. Pretty creative though. You have an innate talent for thinking like a saucy preschooler LOL.
-DEE xx
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You are hamming it up alright. Don't get cutest with me young bunny. A different take on the 3 little oinks. Never heard of shonky or manky so I suppose it's an Aussie thang. Pretty creative though. You have an innate talent for thinking like a saucy preschooler LOL.
-DEE xx
Comment Written 29-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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LOL Thanks DEE
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Whats this preschooler shit?
Saucy?
Pulllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.
Grrrrrr.
Shonky=Dodgy
Manky=the man version of skanky! LOL(in other words - fucking gross)
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Oh my, what a foul mouth little girl we have here. I'm beside myself
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I was born in
Falmouth.
Sirriusly...there IS a place...
haha
I'm kidding.
There IS a place
but this little Bu..er girl born elsewhere.
If you'd read the BIO in the book you'd know dat.
Guess you ain't got a copy yet...if you ask me very nicely I MIGHT send you one.
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Autogwaffed too...
with a pen silly ...*smirk*
cpJfB
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Dat would be nice. Does da Bunny know what shipping costs are? My book is out. Bunny wike autogwaph copy too? An exchange perhaps? I never got my reader anyways.
Falmouth Bunny
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LOL Sure we can do a swapsee.
Shipping cost for me prolly about $9.00 to get it to you plus 9.95 for book so worth..$18.95 or hard cover 17.95 + $9. Tell me what yours is worth and if you happy with close enuff either way we swap...
So, how much is yours $39.95? LOL
And its Tibboo..ah no matter.
Falmouth Bunny will do...you probably wont be able to wrap your lips around the other name. We have some doozies here in Oz and my birthplace is one of them. Its an aboriginal name for "place of many rocks"...
anyways, like I said, Falmouth is easier and obviously much more FUCKING appropriate.
And excuse me but my poetry book is NOT, I repeat NOT a reader. It is an exquisite publication for adults.
Does the little man still want a copy den??
*smirky bunns*
Gotcha dere!
XXX
Comment from Black_Oxygen
A four-course meal he'd commandeered
as Slow-Cook-Pig-Spit-Roast appeared
His words lived on to be revered
This poetry flows nicely. The rhymes are perfect
and is holds the reader's interest from start to
finish. Thank You for your creation.
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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A four-course meal he'd commandeered
as Slow-Cook-Pig-Spit-Roast appeared
His words lived on to be revered
This poetry flows nicely. The rhymes are perfect
and is holds the reader's interest from start to
finish. Thank You for your creation.
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Many thanks for a terrific review and I am glad you enjoyed my poem.
Cheers P
Comment from Spitfire
Clever update on old fairy tale. So even a mod age plasic cone could not escape the wolf. Is this also a political jab at the pork that seeps through the governemnet bills?
Great names, great rhyme, and from your notes, I see you are the wolf!
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Clever update on old fairy tale. So even a mod age plasic cone could not escape the wolf. Is this also a political jab at the pork that seeps through the governemnet bills?
Great names, great rhyme, and from your notes, I see you are the wolf!
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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LOL Thanks Spitty, much appreciated.
Cheers P
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Comment from Frankeddy
Nice bright and colorful presentation.
I love the three representing pictures.
Your rhyming and humor stands out in this one.
We loved it.
Good work. Frankeddy
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Nice bright and colorful presentation.
I love the three representing pictures.
Your rhyming and humor stands out in this one.
We loved it.
Good work. Frankeddy
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Thanks Ed...always nice to hear from you.
Cheers GA
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Comment from Righteous Riter
I like this piece. Being it is a story and a lesson in life, your creativity was brought to the light. This is hilarious and but still real. A part was added and didn't take from it. Sometimes common sense is better than dollars and cents. Good work.
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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I like this piece. Being it is a story and a lesson in life, your creativity was brought to the light. This is hilarious and but still real. A part was added and didn't take from it. Sometimes common sense is better than dollars and cents. Good work.
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Many thanks for a terrific review and I am glad you enjoyed my poem.
Cheers P
Comment from ephraim crud, COS.
sorry, no frickin' sixes available to yerz!
ephin' brilliant, Phillippa, whoop-whoop!
works that just pop-up from nowhere are
invariably good 'uns, as this beauty proves.
thank you for sharing, and
muchly good luck for the contest!
love and hugs, xxx, eph.
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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sorry, no frickin' sixes available to yerz!
ephin' brilliant, Phillippa, whoop-whoop!
works that just pop-up from nowhere are
invariably good 'uns, as this beauty proves.
thank you for sharing, and
muchly good luck for the contest!
love and hugs, xxx, eph.
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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LOL Thats frickin okay...no hang on, its ephing NOT! LOL
Kidding
Your review as always is a complete and utter ephing charmer.
Smooshers
P
xoxo
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you're muchly welcome, me closet!
smooshers (what e'er they maybe) back at yerz!
xxx, eph.
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Mushy Smooches basically equate to or = Smooshers
(Oh, and they're gooooooooooooooooood!)
LOL
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Comment from adewpearl
solid rhyming couplets
I just love your poetic and humorous take on the three little pigs story
manky dose of maggot breath - great alliteration and assonance in that phrase not to mention attitude and sensory appeal
blew through builder's cracks - add apostrophe for possessive
I love all the different words you use to refer to the pigs
grotty trotters is one of my favorites :-)
Love the twist on who comes out on top in your version - this is highly creative and most amusing, my friend :-) Good luck in the story poem contest. Brooke
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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solid rhyming couplets
I just love your poetic and humorous take on the three little pigs story
manky dose of maggot breath - great alliteration and assonance in that phrase not to mention attitude and sensory appeal
blew through builder's cracks - add apostrophe for possessive
I love all the different words you use to refer to the pigs
grotty trotters is one of my favorites :-)
Love the twist on who comes out on top in your version - this is highly creative and most amusing, my friend :-) Good luck in the story poem contest. Brooke
Comment Written 28-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Thanks for stopping by Brooke.
I appreciate your thoughtful and quite extensive review.
Glad you like my piggy highpin...whoops I mean highjinks! LOL
Cheers P
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Comment from Joan E.
Overdosing on ham will do it every time! I didn't realize the "Three Little Pigs" was so popular Down Under. Thank you for resuscitating it with this fractured fairytale version. I enjoyed your rhymed quatrains and all your variations on the pig's monikers, as in "Spare Ribs." Oink, oink- Joan
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Overdosing on ham will do it every time! I didn't realize the "Three Little Pigs" was so popular Down Under. Thank you for resuscitating it with this fractured fairytale version. I enjoyed your rhymed quatrains and all your variations on the pig's monikers, as in "Spare Ribs." Oink, oink- Joan
Comment Written 27-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Haha, cute review...many thanks friend.
Cheers and big hugs
P
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*grunt - snort*
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And squeals! -J
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....eeee..eeeee!
(loud enuff?)
LOL
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Yes, I could hear you in California! -J
Comment from seewhatimwritingnow
LOL- This is sooo cute, a real twist to the 'Three Little Pigs' fairy tale. Not exactly a bed-time story :) but I'm diggin' it. You have a real talent for this, lady. VERY well-written. Bravo! Betty
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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LOL- This is sooo cute, a real twist to the 'Three Little Pigs' fairy tale. Not exactly a bed-time story :) but I'm diggin' it. You have a real talent for this, lady. VERY well-written. Bravo! Betty
Comment Written 27-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 31-Jan-2013
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Many thanks for a terrific review and I am glad you enjoyed my poem.
Cheers P