Comment from F. William Lester

Excellent

I howled at this! Numbers 3, 5, and 7 almost made me pee in my pants. You brightened my day, Karen. You really have a knack. Keep it up. I love it. I hope your day is bright. Be well, Frank.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

I appreciate the read. If you have a favorite joke or quote, feel free to send it my way. I have been dreading since I was three, so I have tons of stuff in my brain pan, that I can twist and turn to get a giggle.
Have a blessed week. Karen

reply by F. William Lester on 12-Feb-2025

Thank you and you're very welcome. I'll see if I can remember a good joke that isn't too far off color. Mine tend to be pretty risqué. Have a great week as well. Frank

reply by the author on 12-Feb-2025

:-)

Comment from Sandra Stoner-Mitchell

Excellent

LOL!!! LOL!!! I am in stitches! There are so many funny ones here, you should be on the stage, you are hilarious! I told Graham a few, the others I'm keeping to myself as I want to use them on him. Now, where can I find a cockroach???? LOL!! Wonderful! Sandra xxx

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

That last one was a mostly true story. He had OCD. intermittently. I used it to my advantage occasionally. He never knew. Sometimes we need a breather from reality:-) Thanks for the read. Send any jokes, and sayings you like my way. I have 28 more chapters to write! Karen

Comment from Ric Myworld

Exceptional

This is fantastic and you've had me chuckling throughout your last two posts, as you often do. Laughter is always the best medicine for everything as they say, and I totally agree. Thanks for sharing.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Thanks for the read. And the sixes. You are my favorite guy. Don't tell anyone. My humor machine Is running full out these days. I hope you did well on your traveling. In my better days, It would have been fun to go with you, and dress in something slinky and distract the menfolk while you rake in the cash. I could eat a corn dog slowly licking off the mustard or something to draw away their attention. I am full of ideas. Reality is boring. :-) Mz. Karen

Comment from Bill Schott

Excellent

This poem, The Rules of Life 277-288, reminds me that roaches really are a good argument for getting things cleaned. I chose to move to another state.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Thanks for the read. My youngest lives in Alaska. No bugs. But, lots of cold and snow. Karen

Comment from Brenda Strauser

Excellent

Lol. These were so funny. I enjoyed all of them. Especially, the ones about husband's. They were very clever. Great job
Love. Brenda.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Thank you so much for the read. I am glad you enjoyed it. The picture is a hoot. Karen

Comment from Sanku

Excellent

These points made interesting reading .What I.liked best is the tip to keep the kitchen clean .And also to get work out of men .The last one was very funny .

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Thanks for the read, I a sticker in my kitchen. It says, you have two choices for dinner, Take it or leave it. It is old, but I like the attitude. Karen

Comment from EeanBlack

Excellent

You are so demented. I like the one about being cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police. I've never been cautioned. It's always just pay the fine.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Poor little delicate me, could always talk my way out of tickets. I am southern after all. I always started out by saying. You are 100% right. They really like that. Then, I would ask how fast was I really going? Then my eyes would bug out and a few discrete tears would flow. I would apologize and tell him some little story about why I was distracted. I just got back from visiting my dying Aunt or some such thing. They would let me off and I would be more careful......for a while.
Hey, we get the periods every month. We need special breaks! :-) Karen

reply by EeanBlack on 12-Feb-2025

Periods are cheap. There's one at the end of every sentence. You should give me a break for even suggesting it.

reply by the author on 12-Feb-2025

Poo. on you. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the sauna.
That would be nice right about now, by the way. Still raining here. :-) Karen

reply by EeanBlack on 12-Feb-2025

Snow up the wazzooooo here.

Comment from royowen

Excellent

Ah the eternal battle, I really think if women could change their man into what they considered the 'perfect' man, would she she want this cupcake? I think not, but on the other hand, if your wife was eternally young, a man couldn't keep up with, there are so many levels of funniness Karen, you are clever, blessings Roy

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Yes, I do believe you are right. If we molded up our dearly beloved, we would rapidly lose interest. In both cases boredom would set in. That kills marriages too.
Karen

reply by royowen on 12-Feb-2025

Yep.

reply by the author on 12-Feb-2025

:-)

Comment from barbara.wilkey

Excellent

Thank you for sharing this with us. I couldn't help but smile as I read. I have often said, "I got my four boys raised, but still working on my husband." I hope you continue these.

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Thanks for the read. I have 28 more chapters to go.
They will show up here and there. With me reading since I was three, I have gobs of stuff packed into my brain. I twist and turn it and serve it up. Sometimes I set out to write one thing, and it turns out to be something else entirely. Has that ever happened to you? Karen

Comment from Begin Again

Excellent

Now you are a stand-up comedian... well, maybe a sit-down one considering our age. Regardless, you had me chuckling from start to end. Well done, Karen.
Smiles, Carol

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reply by the author on 11-Feb-2025

Yes, I am a sit down comedian. Humor gets me through the bumpy road of life. The more challenges I have, the funnier I get it seems. Right now I am hysterical.
Love to you and yours. Karen