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Comment from tempeste
Ciao Harambe,
This made me laugh tears cause after reading your wee poem, I couldn't help thinking that actually many elderly fart and ops poop both at the same time.
reply by the author on 09-Dec-2024
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Ciao Harambe,
This made me laugh tears cause after reading your wee poem, I couldn't help thinking that actually many elderly fart and ops poop both at the same time.
Comment Written 07-Dec-2024
reply by the author on 09-Dec-2024
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Haha glad you got a kick out of it! I have so many entries involving poop now, it's getting out of control. Maybe I should release an entire book of poop poetry. 🦍
Comment from Rachelle Allen
Ah, the scattogical sense of humor! Not just for ten-year-old boys, it seems! Brilliant FS writers indulge in it, as well. No bar can be set too low when it comes to appealing to the asses...oh, sorry; I mean Masses!!!
reply by the author on 08-Dec-2024
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Ah, the scattogical sense of humor! Not just for ten-year-old boys, it seems! Brilliant FS writers indulge in it, as well. No bar can be set too low when it comes to appealing to the asses...oh, sorry; I mean Masses!!!
Comment Written 06-Dec-2024
reply by the author on 08-Dec-2024
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It's somewhat of a shame that the only notifications that tend to go out are for the rare non-blind site contests, and I deliberately write nonsense for those 90% of the time. Oh well, I'm gonna keep trolling them, even if it costs me some stars! Thanks for reading, 🦍
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I'm observing Julie Helms's guidelines, which I think are fair and discerning way to differentiate chaff from grain.
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I'm a supporter of those guidelines. Clearly, opinions are still going to vary significantly on the merits of a piece of work. My approach is simply to provide specific technical recommendations for improvement 100% of the time I rate less than a 5. Most folks do not follow my approach.
Comment from kahpot
Ha! Ha! well there isn't much choice really, though I guess we are better of with your last line, just in case some of the farts are loaded, very well written, best wishes for your contest****kahpot
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Ha! Ha! well there isn't much choice really, though I guess we are better of with your last line, just in case some of the farts are loaded, very well written, best wishes for your contest****kahpot
Comment Written 05-Dec-2024
Comment from barbara.wilkey
Thank you for sharing this contest entry with us. I guess it's very true. My four-year-old granddaughter is into loudly announcing every fart she hears, no matter where she is. Good luck with the contest.
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Thank you for sharing this contest entry with us. I guess it's very true. My four-year-old granddaughter is into loudly announcing every fart she hears, no matter where she is. Good luck with the contest.
Comment Written 05-Dec-2024
Comment from Debbie D'Arcy
It's a very 'slim' dividing line. As ever, Simian, you lift my mood with fun and mischief! The visual sums up your well-delivered 2-4-2 perfectly! Well done! And good luck! Debbie PS I don't know if slim means the same in the US as it does in UK:)
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It's a very 'slim' dividing line. As ever, Simian, you lift my mood with fun and mischief! The visual sums up your well-delivered 2-4-2 perfectly! Well done! And good luck! Debbie PS I don't know if slim means the same in the US as it does in UK:)
Comment Written 05-Dec-2024