Wardrobe Malfunction
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Comment from F. William Lester
The title was enough to pique my interest and, needless to say, my curiosity was rewarded. I couldn't stop laughing. Your humor is spot on and the story so true. I loved it. Excellent work, Karen. Thanks for sharing it. Be well, Frank.
reply by the author on 06-Dec-2024
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The title was enough to pique my interest and, needless to say, my curiosity was rewarded. I couldn't stop laughing. Your humor is spot on and the story so true. I loved it. Excellent work, Karen. Thanks for sharing it. Be well, Frank.
Comment Written 05-Dec-2024
reply by the author on 06-Dec-2024
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Women turn their heads away, Guys get slack jawed and drool. Thanks for the read. Karen
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We're so predictable. :-) You're welcome.
Comment from T B Botts
Hello Karen,
this was hilarious. Honestly, if a nipple slipped out, I promise you, I would probably look at it. It's in our DNA gal. If I didn't look, I'd be berating myself for the rest of the day for missing an opportunity. At my age, the chance of seeing anything are slim to none, so I don't want to pass a good thing by. When I was in the navy, in boot camp, we had to wear 13 button pants, there were no zippers, so the chances of anything escaping were zero or less. The biggest challenge with them was being able to get them undone quickly if you had to pee bad. As far as pants being unzipped, I'd heard the phrase - it pays to advertise. I wouldn't know, I've never been with anyone but Jan. Well done gal.
Blessings,
Tom
reply by the author on 02-Dec-2024
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Hello Karen,
this was hilarious. Honestly, if a nipple slipped out, I promise you, I would probably look at it. It's in our DNA gal. If I didn't look, I'd be berating myself for the rest of the day for missing an opportunity. At my age, the chance of seeing anything are slim to none, so I don't want to pass a good thing by. When I was in the navy, in boot camp, we had to wear 13 button pants, there were no zippers, so the chances of anything escaping were zero or less. The biggest challenge with them was being able to get them undone quickly if you had to pee bad. As far as pants being unzipped, I'd heard the phrase - it pays to advertise. I wouldn't know, I've never been with anyone but Jan. Well done gal.
Blessings,
Tom
Comment Written 02-Dec-2024
reply by the author on 02-Dec-2024
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Well, I was raised to make sure everything was strapped in never to escape. I have never worn anything tight or low cut in public. What I have or had, was for my husband alone. Some of the stuff they bought me, I found quite odd. It took me an hour to get the make up, wig, and silk hose and high heels on, It took him two minutes to get them off. Men! LOL
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Well Karen,
as the saying goes, sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. No doubt there would be many less children in the world if not for lust. I love that you shared your goodies only with your husband gal. A true Southern bell.
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I have laughed plenty while having sex. My husband (before he got into drugs and Cam girls) was a lot of fun. We got a kama sutra book. We try to do a new position every time. Some were impossible to accomplish without help, and we were definitely not up for that, and
some were dangerous and not for humans. Some had us laughing our heinies off. We decided the old ways were plenty good. We donated the book along with some regular ones. I bet someone is blushing somewhere.:-)
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I always wanted to see that book, but never had the nerve to get it. Oh well, it's kind of late now. I'm glad that you two enjoyed the pleasure that sex should be between a man and his wife. Have a blessed evening gal.
Tom
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It was hysterical 101 positions.
Humans can't do most of them with any grace. But, we gave it the old college try. No pictures thank goodness, just line drawings and instructions. The basics work just fine. Karen
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
This is a humorous post Karen and I laughed at this one. Being unzipped can be embarrassing, and accidents do happen! I enjoyed your jaunty rhymes and subtle references, love Dolly x
reply by the author on 01-Dec-2024
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This is a humorous post Karen and I laughed at this one. Being unzipped can be embarrassing, and accidents do happen! I enjoyed your jaunty rhymes and subtle references, love Dolly x
Comment Written 01-Dec-2024
reply by the author on 01-Dec-2024
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Women overt their eyes. Men zero in and begin to drool. :-)
Comment from Douglas Goff
Goodness. Sounds like a real situation brewing up!
I always say "Is Burger King Open?"
"What?"
"Cause I can see the Whopper."
They usually zip up quickly.
Ha!
D
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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Goodness. Sounds like a real situation brewing up!
I always say "Is Burger King Open?"
"What?"
"Cause I can see the Whopper."
They usually zip up quickly.
Ha!
D
Comment Written 30-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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Funny guy. Thanks for the read. Karen
Comment from karenina
This is not an equal equality subject...
Woman are expected to plump it up, strap it tight, and for goodness sakes don't let those "nips" show...
Men? Meh. They (a lot of them) could walk around with their fly undone and not think twice about it.
This was a good chuckle!
Karenina
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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This is not an equal equality subject...
Woman are expected to plump it up, strap it tight, and for goodness sakes don't let those "nips" show...
Men? Meh. They (a lot of them) could walk around with their fly undone and not think twice about it.
This was a good chuckle!
Karenina
Comment Written 30-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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Thanks for the read. I had a good turkey day, how about you? Karen
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We "gobbled" too much, as always. It was nice though!
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They sent me home with leftovers. Yippy! Karen
Comment from Carol Hillebrenner
This is an interesting poem with an unexpected conclusion. There does seem to be a difference in attitudes between the two problems. Guys carry on about a girl with a bit too much exposure, but girls look away.
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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This is an interesting poem with an unexpected conclusion. There does seem to be a difference in attitudes between the two problems. Guys carry on about a girl with a bit too much exposure, but girls look away.
Comment Written 29-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 30-Nov-2024
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Thanks for the read. I hope you had a good turkey day. I did. Karen
Comment from barbara.wilkey
This poem was cute, creative, and fun to read. I had fun reading it. One always wonders if they should say something or keep it to themselves. Thank you for sharing.
I know cause i was there (I was)
reply by the author on 29-Nov-2024
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This poem was cute, creative, and fun to read. I had fun reading it. One always wonders if they should say something or keep it to themselves. Thank you for sharing.
I know cause i was there (I was)
Comment Written 29-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 29-Nov-2024
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I fixed it. Thank you very much for the read. I hope you had a happy turkey day. Karen
Comment from Sanku
This poem made me giggle .It is an unusual theme .I don't think I have read about wardrobe malfunctioning or how tye males and the females react to it . I think both would be embarrassed .. But if proper underwear is worn that embarrassment can be minimised...
reply by the author on 29-Nov-2024
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This poem made me giggle .It is an unusual theme .I don't think I have read about wardrobe malfunctioning or how tye males and the females react to it . I think both would be embarrassed .. But if proper underwear is worn that embarrassment can be minimised...
Comment Written 29-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 29-Nov-2024
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I have never worn low cut or tight stuff, so if one of mine jumped out, no one would know but me. I am a lady. Well, sometimes I am. Karen
Comment from DonandVicki
I suspect most men are trolling, those that don't zip up. I always thought when the extremely rare times I did get to glimpse a nipple, it was planned that way. Funny poem that I enjoyed.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I suspect most men are trolling, those that don't zip up. I always thought when the extremely rare times I did get to glimpse a nipple, it was planned that way. Funny poem that I enjoyed.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
Comment from Ric Myworld
Not knowing the first things about poetry, and seldom reading more than the very few I regularly do, I'd definitely read tons more if they were more like this. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Not knowing the first things about poetry, and seldom reading more than the very few I regularly do, I'd definitely read tons more if they were more like this. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen