Samson the Silverback
saving Israel from BWGs4 total reviews
Comment from Karen Cherry Threadgill
Samson would not have told the little nitwit his secret. He would have dumped her as soon as he heard her funny voices. Taylor however he evil and would have used her platforms to surround him and murderize him with her thousands of deluded fans. Karen
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2024
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Samson would not have told the little nitwit his secret. He would have dumped her as soon as he heard her funny voices. Taylor however he evil and would have used her platforms to surround him and murderize him with her thousands of deluded fans. Karen
Comment Written 16-Aug-2024
reply by the author on 23-Aug-2024
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That could be a great alternative ending. It's hard to conceive of one where Taylor doesn't somehow come out on top, unfortunately. 🦍
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I loved her when she was country. Then, I realized she was not country after all, but had simply used that as a way in. If I was evil, I would wish she would lose her ability to sing. She could still write songs, but no spotlight. EVIL
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I think her songs won't stand the test of time. She has maybe a couple years left on center stage before the next better thing comes along. Fortunately there are lots of better songwriters waiting in the wings for their shot.
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She is aging out like, madonna,spears, lady gaga, lopez, all those you don't just sell a voice they sell their body and personality too.
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Yeah, the big difference is Gaga and Madonna had something to say. Taylor puts on a good show but has very little to say, and if she did, she would have no idea how to say it. Britney let others do her writing for her and ended up with far better songs. Too bad Taylor's ego gets in the way of that.
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She is evil.
Comment from Terry Reilly
Wow. That's just so brilliantly funny and truly creative. A sustained voyage into surrealist literary mayhem.
PS can I have contact details for your dealer?
reply by the author on 13-Aug-2024
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Wow. That's just so brilliantly funny and truly creative. A sustained voyage into surrealist literary mayhem.
PS can I have contact details for your dealer?
Comment Written 12-Aug-2024
reply by the author on 13-Aug-2024
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Thanks very much for the superlative sixth star. My secret is mainly intense focus. I write a ton of boring crap and then try to edit it to be less boring, until it's actually funny. That's mostly it. And I read a lot of crap on this site, good bad amazing and ugly. I gotta say, check out the "change a letter" content that's ending today. That contest has more creative juices across the board than I have ever seen on this site. You will love it. Thanks again Terry! I appreciate it.
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You are very welcome. I have entered a piece for the change a letter contest. I thought it was OK until I read the others. May the best letter changer win.
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The competition is brutal. The Chaos Theory one I thought was particularly brilliant, and most likely to win, though I'm hoping to give it a run for its money by appealing to a very specific demographic.
Comment from Pamusart
Hi
This looks like a good entry for the contest. Good luck with that!!
OK, I'm a brand new Christian so I don't know all the stories in the Bible. I've heard of Samson and Delilah, but I'm not familiar with all the details so I'm thinking Samsom
was not a gorilla in the Bible. You just invented a gorilla to be Samson
I did go out and read from the new King James Bible judges, 13 and 15.
Samsung was definitely human
Here behind them. It was dad and Sampson plural
"a bunch of shoes on the pavement behind him. It "
reply by the author on 11-Aug-2024
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Hi
This looks like a good entry for the contest. Good luck with that!!
OK, I'm a brand new Christian so I don't know all the stories in the Bible. I've heard of Samson and Delilah, but I'm not familiar with all the details so I'm thinking Samsom
was not a gorilla in the Bible. You just invented a gorilla to be Samson
I did go out and read from the new King James Bible judges, 13 and 15.
Samsung was definitely human
Here behind them. It was dad and Sampson plural
"a bunch of shoes on the pavement behind him. It "
Comment Written 11-Aug-2024
reply by the author on 11-Aug-2024
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Thanks for the catch! Fixed it. You are in for some fun reading if this is your first time going through the Old Testament. Yeah me and my brothers grew up reading all the crazy stories in Judges during boring sermons at church, cause we were not allowed to go to Sunday School.
I can confirm there are no gorillas in the actual Bible. And besides they did not have gorillas in most, if not all, areas in which the various authors of the Bible lived. This entry was for a contest on changing the end of a Bible story. There's still another 28 minutes left if you want to join the contest : )
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I'm reading the New Testament not the Old Testament. I think you should've said no gorillas were harmed and the production of this story that would've been funny.
Comment from davisr (Rhonda)
Oh my gosh, mystery writer. Your imagination is endless. You ever so slightly irreverent story was a compelling and well-written story.
Oh, and for a Cowboy's fan, the Bengals going up in smoke was priceless!!
Great job and best of luck in the contest,
Rhonda
reply by the author on 13-Aug-2024
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Oh my gosh, mystery writer. Your imagination is endless. You ever so slightly irreverent story was a compelling and well-written story.
Oh, and for a Cowboy's fan, the Bengals going up in smoke was priceless!!
Great job and best of luck in the contest,
Rhonda
Comment Written 11-Aug-2024
reply by the author on 13-Aug-2024
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Thank you Rhonda! yeah I live hear the Bengals but I won't cheer for them unless they put an actual live gorilla on the field, like I did here. LOL. Go Cowboys!
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You are so funny!! Love it!!