Your Pe*is
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Comment from Ric Myworld
Well, I was expecting this graphic story just for men. LOL. I don't read much of those articles, and never pay much attention to what I read, since most is written to suit who the readers are. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 01-Oct-2023
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Well, I was expecting this graphic story just for men. LOL. I don't read much of those articles, and never pay much attention to what I read, since most is written to suit who the readers are. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 01-Oct-2023
reply by the author on 01-Oct-2023
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Glad, you laughed. Terry.
Comment from Debbie D'Arcy
Ah Ha! The post they wouldn't first let me see and they should know that's a sure way of me trying to locate it again. Having sneaked into your portfolio, Terry, and found nothing, I thought I must have imagined the title. But here it is! And how fascinating, these titles exist, not least because three of them came from the UK (we're not as private as you think). I'm just glad I don't have to worry about these things - enough decisions in life. Love your punning here and especially sharing with your 'fellow members.' Great humour! Debbie
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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Ah Ha! The post they wouldn't first let me see and they should know that's a sure way of me trying to locate it again. Having sneaked into your portfolio, Terry, and found nothing, I thought I must have imagined the title. But here it is! And how fascinating, these titles exist, not least because three of them came from the UK (we're not as private as you think). I'm just glad I don't have to worry about these things - enough decisions in life. Love your punning here and especially sharing with your 'fellow members.' Great humour! Debbie
Comment Written 26-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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Thanks, Debbie, when you saw the flash of the title, it was only in draft form, and should not have been released. That's my story and I sticking to it. Terry.
Comment from JSD
Goodness. Surprising to think that there may be so many things I don't know about a companion of so many years. But, rest assured, I won't be searching any of these articles. Thanks for sharing this amusing and slightly alarming piece.
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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Goodness. Surprising to think that there may be so many things I don't know about a companion of so many years. But, rest assured, I won't be searching any of these articles. Thanks for sharing this amusing and slightly alarming piece.
Comment Written 26-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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LOL, Thanks, John.
Comment from karenina
Count me as one of the rebel women who said "Hell no! You can't put a hard stop on my entry!"
I'd "Google" these articles... but I know what will come of it! Thirty five spams a day for the next six weeks all variations on that one member...er, I mean writer's scam!
The actual articles are by sheer virtue of their theme all "blind" entries for me.
Curiosity kills the cat!
Thank goodness you lured us all in with the "warnings".
Great marketing!
You are hysterical. Penis is an anagram of spine...
You got spine!
Chuckling here...
Wondering, if one of the articles took an odd turn, would it have Peyronies Disease?
Okay...I should stop now.
Oh, Terry!
Karenina
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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Count me as one of the rebel women who said "Hell no! You can't put a hard stop on my entry!"
I'd "Google" these articles... but I know what will come of it! Thirty five spams a day for the next six weeks all variations on that one member...er, I mean writer's scam!
The actual articles are by sheer virtue of their theme all "blind" entries for me.
Curiosity kills the cat!
Thank goodness you lured us all in with the "warnings".
Great marketing!
You are hysterical. Penis is an anagram of spine...
You got spine!
Chuckling here...
Wondering, if one of the articles took an odd turn, would it have Peyronies Disease?
Okay...I should stop now.
Oh, Terry!
Karenina
Comment Written 26-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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LOL, Karenina, your review is funnier that mine! But thank you for the six stars! Terry.
Comment from T B Botts
Hi Terry,
I'm not sure what to make of this article. I feel like there is more to it than I can grasp right now. I will say that you're bold. I used to read Men's Health many years ago when Greg Gutfeld was a writer. He wrote a hilarious story about constipation once, but for the most part, I guess I didn't want to do the things they suggested in order to be healthy, so now I have no subscription and I'm fat and at least semi-happy.
Have a blessed evening.
Tom
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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Hi Terry,
I'm not sure what to make of this article. I feel like there is more to it than I can grasp right now. I will say that you're bold. I used to read Men's Health many years ago when Greg Gutfeld was a writer. He wrote a hilarious story about constipation once, but for the most part, I guess I didn't want to do the things they suggested in order to be healthy, so now I have no subscription and I'm fat and at least semi-happy.
Have a blessed evening.
Tom
Comment Written 26-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 26-Sep-2023
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LOL, Tom, I father was an amateur radio operator. His call letters were WA5FDL. When he pronounced the letters phonetically, he said, "This is Whisky Able 5, Fat, dumb, and Lazy. Thanks for reading. Terry.
Comment from Annmuma
Although I know I am repeating myself for the umpteenth time, YOUR TALENT FOR WRITING HUMOR IS SUPER! I read this post twice just to enjoy the laugh. I admit it took me a minutes to connect the dots and completely understand I was reading satire. You led me down the path of actually thinking you had some health news to share .... and every woman wants to know what's going on out there. Then I realized what the true setting was and the hilarity was immediately obvious.
I thought the picture was interesting as well.
ann
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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Although I know I am repeating myself for the umpteenth time, YOUR TALENT FOR WRITING HUMOR IS SUPER! I read this post twice just to enjoy the laugh. I admit it took me a minutes to connect the dots and completely understand I was reading satire. You led me down the path of actually thinking you had some health news to share .... and every woman wants to know what's going on out there. Then I realized what the true setting was and the hilarity was immediately obvious.
I thought the picture was interesting as well.
ann
Comment Written 25-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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LOL, thanks Ann, for the six stars!! I think this is an acquired taste. Terry.
Comment from Sally Law
Well, with all the men in my life, I had to know about this, Terry. Especially for my husband. {{All}} of him is my concern and you know--pleasing. I'm wouldn't want to not be in the know.
As far as being anonymous on here, I find it varies. Personally I like to know who I'm corresponding with.
Sending you my best today as always.
Sally and the men
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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Well, with all the men in my life, I had to know about this, Terry. Especially for my husband. {{All}} of him is my concern and you know--pleasing. I'm wouldn't want to not be in the know.
As far as being anonymous on here, I find it varies. Personally I like to know who I'm corresponding with.
Sending you my best today as always.
Sally and the men
Comment Written 25-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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Thanks for reading the silliness.
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Most welcome. Was I the only female?
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Are you kidding? LOL!
Comment from Paul Manton
Well now, call me a prurient Brit if you will, (though I'd rather you didn't) but I thought you were keen to share some of your '39 or less' FACTS with us - so just telling us about the multiplication of information WITHOUT the information is really lame - and I ought to give you a 3 for misleading us all. Not only that but ALL the ladies who UNDOUBTEDLY read this blog will also be out for your blood!
There is no more to say Terry: this blog is entirely BOGUS!
I note, though, that your sense of humor remains undiminished.
Paul
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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Well now, call me a prurient Brit if you will, (though I'd rather you didn't) but I thought you were keen to share some of your '39 or less' FACTS with us - so just telling us about the multiplication of information WITHOUT the information is really lame - and I ought to give you a 3 for misleading us all. Not only that but ALL the ladies who UNDOUBTEDLY read this blog will also be out for your blood!
There is no more to say Terry: this blog is entirely BOGUS!
I note, though, that your sense of humor remains undiminished.
Paul
Comment Written 25-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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Paul, you and Lance agree I should have taken on a bigger role with the content of the articles. What struck me as funny about the articles wasn't the content but that the various publications had different numbers of things...YOU should know about your penis.
It then struck me, what if the YOU was only one person, and he was scamming all the magazines...and then what if that one person was a writer on FS.
Anyway, you probably didn't need all that. LOL Thanks for reading. Terry.
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Agreed it is funny Terry - and you couldn't have given too many gory details without getting banned!
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LOL! Besides, that's not my style...such that it is.
Comment from Debi Pick Marquette
You didn't really think you would keep me out with A little P-word article, did you?
On my honor? You just invited every woman in with that line, and you did it so cleverly. At least you didn't tell us to stay out by writing something like, no bimbos, dames or chicks allowed. You might have gotten a few of these dreaded fours.
Instead l break the rules, slide in under the radar and see that I'm not the only sneaky woman who gave you a six for an article about P's, but the most worldly guy here gives you the four. And Im glad Im not not the only one who loves a little humor with their P-.word., Just so you know, the words "little and humor are for the article description only and in no way describe any P-words I happen to have around my house. Yes this is a little out of character for me, but actually I'm justing minding my Ps & Qs! Another fun article, my friend!
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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You didn't really think you would keep me out with A little P-word article, did you?
On my honor? You just invited every woman in with that line, and you did it so cleverly. At least you didn't tell us to stay out by writing something like, no bimbos, dames or chicks allowed. You might have gotten a few of these dreaded fours.
Instead l break the rules, slide in under the radar and see that I'm not the only sneaky woman who gave you a six for an article about P's, but the most worldly guy here gives you the four. And Im glad Im not not the only one who loves a little humor with their P-.word., Just so you know, the words "little and humor are for the article description only and in no way describe any P-words I happen to have around my house. Yes this is a little out of character for me, but actually I'm justing minding my Ps & Qs! Another fun article, my friend!
Comment Written 25-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 25-Sep-2023
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LOL, Debi, thank you for the six stars. I did not think the disclaimer would keep you out of the story. And yes, I thought it might invite you in! Lance has a different take on humor than I do. I doubt either one of us will change. He's entitled to his opinion. I appreciate the fact he doesn't offer it in a condescending manner.
Thanks for the fun review. Terry.
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LOL. Who are you, Paul Harvey? Haha! Dang, that tiny bit of info changed everything.(I must stop trying to entertain the entertainer) Lol... and yes, I knew that about his review, but it didn't work into my plan. Hehe
Comment from GWHARGIS
You get a six for two reasons. One, you teased me by pulling your story yesterday. With a title Luke this, it's cruel and unusual punishment not to be able tonread it. Then, it was just funny. A brit no less. So it has that dry humor. Very funny. Gretchen
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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You get a six for two reasons. One, you teased me by pulling your story yesterday. With a title Luke this, it's cruel and unusual punishment not to be able tonread it. Then, it was just funny. A brit no less. So it has that dry humor. Very funny. Gretchen
Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Lol, thank you the six stars. A little dry, good point. Yesterday it was a draft,and I guess I didn?t check preview and it posted. So I had to take it down till it was finished. Terry