Ma'am, You Lookin' 4 Mr.Cuddles?
Words:100. Pictured: Me & my boy Maynerd (lives with me)6 total reviews
Comment from Jill McCauslin
Hmmmm, I don't see you getting many dates from this but it made me laugh. Well done indeed! Definitely a great catch here. Good luck with the contest.
reply by the author on 07-Jun-2021
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Hmmmm, I don't see you getting many dates from this but it made me laugh. Well done indeed! Definitely a great catch here. Good luck with the contest.
Comment Written 07-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 07-Jun-2021
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Well Jill, what am I leaving out? What woman could resist a dog-loving, seat downing, happy fishing man like me? But, I'm glad you dropped by. Full disclosure: I am already married. 44 years. You're thinkin', "that's one lucky girl!" Great to hear from you.
Comment from Susanne M. Psyris
I really enjoyed this contest entry! Terribly funny...I have one just like you at home! lol Someone will surely send a response on this ad. Most of your teeth? Would that be the two front ones? Great luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 07-Jun-2021
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I really enjoyed this contest entry! Terribly funny...I have one just like you at home! lol Someone will surely send a response on this ad. Most of your teeth? Would that be the two front ones? Great luck in the contest.
Comment Written 07-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 07-Jun-2021
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So glad I made you laugh! That is the best thing to share, isn't it? And, how lucky you are to have one like me! Too bad you and my wife will never meet to compare notes... She's been counting her Blessings for 44 years now. One lucky girl! Anyway, thanks for stopping by. (Full disclosure: I don't fish. I play golf because on the rare occasion that I get a birdie, I don't have to clean it!)
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I am laughing so hard at that reply to my review. You have a good grip of what the recipient wants to hear and seemingly are a precious soul (44 years married?). Wish you a great day!
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You've certainly made my day! How nice of you to notice! At this point in my life, I have no greater goal than to cause laughter. My wife has heard all my lines, she hasn?t laughed in years, so I have to reach out to strangers like you. Nearly all my writings relate to my real life in a satirical way. I invite you to visit my portfolio, especially for my favorite, ?Sweet Honeymoon Suite?, my entry for a ?dialogue only poetry? prompt. A few others which should make you laugh: All Things Are Negotiable, My Wife Was So Much Younger, I Am A Diamond ? Diamonds Have Flaws, Hubbies Don?t See What?s Coming
So, let there be laughter! However, my wife would recommend a HGTV sorbet between each of these.
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You've certainly made my day! How nice of you to notice! At this point in my life, I have no greater goal than to cause laughter. My wife has heard all my lines, she hasn?t laughed in years, so I have to reach out to strangers like you. Nearly all my writings relate to my real life in a satirical way. I invite you to visit my portfolio, especially for my favorite, ?Sweet Honeymoon Suite?, my entry for a ?dialogue only poetry? prompt. A few others which should make you laugh: All Things Are Negotiable, My Wife Was So Much Younger, I Am A Diamond ? Diamonds Have Flaws, Hubbies Don?t See What?s Coming
So, let there be laughter! However, my wife would recommend a HGTV sorbet between each of these.
Comment from Eternal Muse
Update: Necessary edits have been made and the rating is raised to a 5.
This is cute and funny. Good imagery and visuals, and I like the artwork.
You didn't include the word count, maximum 100 words, it was a requirement both in contest rules and in the thread I created. I don't know how many words you have, nor do the readers, we don't want to keep guessing. I'll upgrade the rating if this is done.
Thanks for joining and good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 04-Jun-2021
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Update: Necessary edits have been made and the rating is raised to a 5.
This is cute and funny. Good imagery and visuals, and I like the artwork.
You didn't include the word count, maximum 100 words, it was a requirement both in contest rules and in the thread I created. I don't know how many words you have, nor do the readers, we don't want to keep guessing. I'll upgrade the rating if this is done.
Thanks for joining and good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 03-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 04-Jun-2021
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THANK YOU! Can't believe I forgot that! 100 words per my Word Doc counter. That picture was a lucky find. What woman would not want to share a trailer with those two (and three dogs)? Plus, the smell of fish!
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I have upgraded the rating. Good luck in the contest.
Comment from Earl Corp
This was pretty cool it's the first one of the online ad contest emtries I've read. Nice nod of acknowledgement to Hee Haw and Junior Samples with the BR549 number. Good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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This was pretty cool it's the first one of the online ad contest emtries I've read. Nice nod of acknowledgement to Hee Haw and Junior Samples with the BR549 number. Good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 03-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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Good to hear from a fellow fan of Junior and Hee Haw!
back when TV was truly funny and entertaining, Junior was a favorite of mine. Plus, the country music back when country music was both country and good made that my favorite hour. Thanks for your nice review
Comment from Jane Graille
Wow. Funny. I fear this fellow exists in many forms and many places. And sadly I think there are women who would agree to a first date at the very least.
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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Wow. Funny. I fear this fellow exists in many forms and many places. And sadly I think there are women who would agree to a first date at the very least.
Comment Written 03-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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I told my wife at our 35th that I was going to leave her. She didn't ask "why", she asked "when". I said, "As soon as I find a red-head who owns a liquor store, I am out of here. We just celebrated our 44th - and she's been helping me look. We just have not had any luck! But, seriously, thanks for your great review. Glad I made you laugh!
Comment from Judy Lawless
Well, I don't know why you haven't had any responses to this ad! lol I've known a few fishermen; some rather rough around the edges, but none like this guy. This is hilarious and well thought out. I'd give it a six if I had any left. Good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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Well, I don't know why you haven't had any responses to this ad! lol I've known a few fishermen; some rather rough around the edges, but none like this guy. This is hilarious and well thought out. I'd give it a six if I had any left. Good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 03-Jun-2021
reply by the author on 03-Jun-2021
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I'll take your "lol" over a "6" any day. Thanks! I told my wife at our 35th that I was going to leave her. She didn't ask "why", she asked "when". I said, "As soon as I find a red-head who owns a liquor store, I am out of here. We just celebrated our 44th - and she's been helping me look. We just have not had any luck! But, seriously, thanks for your great review. Glad I made you laugh!
