OWED to the Troll (EX is 5'2'')
ROBYN CORUM's revenge challenge--the pleasure is all mine!16 total reviews
Comment from muffinmama
Stop it! I have to go and make supper and I can't stop laughing so this is taking longer to type than it normally would.
Was he really 5'2"?
I love the play on words in the title.
When did Robyn throw out this challenge? I've missed quite a few messages because I'm so busy running away from the Hamas rockets!
Your humor is keeping me sane. Thank you!
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Stop it! I have to go and make supper and I can't stop laughing so this is taking longer to type than it normally would.
Was he really 5'2"?
I love the play on words in the title.
When did Robyn throw out this challenge? I've missed quite a few messages because I'm so busy running away from the Hamas rockets!
Your humor is keeping me sane. Thank you!
Comment Written 16-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.
Comment from Debra White
Hah! Twisted old elf - what a funny put down for a short-arse!
I enjoyed reading your limerick, Liz. See, you are a poet!!
Well written and lewd. Just as a limerick should be :)
Best wishes as always, Debra
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Hah! Twisted old elf - what a funny put down for a short-arse!
I enjoyed reading your limerick, Liz. See, you are a poet!!
Well written and lewd. Just as a limerick should be :)
Best wishes as always, Debra
Comment Written 15-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from L. Kalere
Seriously Elizabeth, don't hold back!!! Wow. He must have been some kind of jerk (off?). I didn't know we were "allowed" to cut loose like that...I might give it a try myself. Don't know what happened to your px, but it didn't show up on my computer. Was that banned???
Hang in there (no pun intended)
Linda
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Seriously Elizabeth, don't hold back!!! Wow. He must have been some kind of jerk (off?). I didn't know we were "allowed" to cut loose like that...I might give it a try myself. Don't know what happened to your px, but it didn't show up on my computer. Was that banned???
Hang in there (no pun intended)
Linda
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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The cool Joker pic disappeared--the fan artist must have disabled it right after I posted it--I swapped in another.
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That's too bad...I'd love to have seen it:)
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I was disappointed--I used that joker pic on all my limericks!
Comment from royowen
The trouble with telling someone to engage in that particular "pursuit" is it's almost physically impossible to achieve, in fact I don't know any sex-fiend who's even bothered to try. Blessing Roy
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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The trouble with telling someone to engage in that particular "pursuit" is it's almost physically impossible to achieve, in fact I don't know any sex-fiend who's even bothered to try. Blessing Roy
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
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Well done
Comment from judiverse
I don't know what happened. I took a look at this earlier and thought i saw the artwork you cited. Now I don't see it. Great sonnet format. Glad you explained the "troll" designation. You don't give much explanation for calling him a d**k-head as you do. Apparently he got the hint and departed. judi
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I don't know what happened. I took a look at this earlier and thought i saw the artwork you cited. Now I don't see it. Great sonnet format. Glad you explained the "troll" designation. You don't give much explanation for calling him a d**k-head as you do. Apparently he got the hint and departed. judi
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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The cool Joker pic disappeared--the fan artist must have disabled it right after I posted it--I swapped in another.
No room for explanation in a limerick--I wrote a plethora of long prose rants!
I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Judy Lawless
Revenge with a sense of humour. Of course! You have made your feeling quite clear in the poem, Liz. I like the description, "twisted old elf". Perfect for the challenge. Well done!
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Revenge with a sense of humour. Of course! You have made your feeling quite clear in the poem, Liz. I like the description, "twisted old elf". Perfect for the challenge. Well done!
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.
Comment from Ric Myworld
Well, I never. . . you naughty gal. Although, I can't scold anyone on bad language or thoughts, no matter how hard I try to smooth out my own vulgar humps. LOL. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Well, I never. . . you naughty gal. Although, I can't scold anyone on bad language or thoughts, no matter how hard I try to smooth out my own vulgar humps. LOL. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.
Comment from robyn corum
Liz,
Why don't you try again, and next time don't waste any words. Try to REALLY get to the heart of the matter much quicker and in a straightforward manner? Don't dilly-dally, my friend. Just say what you mean and get it done.
hahahahahahaha!
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Liz,
Why don't you try again, and next time don't waste any words. Try to REALLY get to the heart of the matter much quicker and in a straightforward manner? Don't dilly-dally, my friend. Just say what you mean and get it done.
hahahahahahaha!
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.
Comment from BethShelby
You're a funny lady. Your limerick is just a naughty as they are supposed to be. What an interesting challenge. Now that is a message that no self-respecting troll would want to receive from his ex. Revenge is sweet.
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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You're a funny lady. Your limerick is just a naughty as they are supposed to be. What an interesting challenge. Now that is a message that no self-respecting troll would want to receive from his ex. Revenge is sweet.
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.
Comment from Begin Again
Oh, my dear Liz... if I had a six for this dear poem I would certainly send it your way without a second thought. How many times has this little message roamed through our heads... You have done yourself proud! Smiles, Carol
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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Oh, my dear Liz... if I had a six for this dear poem I would certainly send it your way without a second thought. How many times has this little message roamed through our heads... You have done yourself proud! Smiles, Carol
Comment Written 14-May-2021
reply by the author on 16-May-2021
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It's the thought that countssssss!
I love limericks! It's pretty much the extent of my "poetry." Glad you got a laugh. Cheers. LIZ
My first EX was a dick too, just too tall for this one.