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Comment from Iza Deleanu
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Oh Liz:) so funny, yup they are rigged man:) but none less is fun to always to prepare your Oscar speech, you know just in case. Thank you for sharing and good luck with your writings.

 Comment Written 21-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 21-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.

    Whether they are, as you say, I don't know--though I am often astounded by the decisions as to winners vs the honorable mentions.
Comment from lancellot
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Yes, I try to read those in winners circle, if for other reason than to get an understanding of what those secret voters are looking for. I was shocked that honorable mentions get five bucks.

But, they are rigged. Leave off the sexual content warnings. Or any warning.

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.

    Whether they are, as you say, I don't know--though I am often astounded by the decisions as to winners vs the honorable mentions.
Comment from Robert Zimmerman
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Hello Liz.

I entered two contests in the last two weeks. Prior to that it had been five months. I got them out of my system with this last entry. My days of winning contests here are long gone.

Robert

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
reply by Robert Zimmerman on 20-Feb-2021
    I have soured on the contests because of the previous disqualification I mentioned before.
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    I remember--dialog purportedly had to be between people: NO DOGS ALLOWED.
reply by Robert Zimmerman on 21-Feb-2021
    That's the one. Maybe they should read Animal Farm or any of the other hundreds of pieces that depict dialogue between animals, people, and even inanimate objects.
Comment from kmoss
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Ha. So true and so funny. Except for the contests I've won, not rigged, so I can say it happens honestly sometimes. It's definitely a pay to win "game." Annoys me to the hilt! Ha

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
reply by kmoss on 20-Feb-2021
    I received your message. SAB
Comment from Jay Squires
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Hahaha! I was about to ask you if you were speaking with a hint of irony until I got to the last sentence ... which removed all doubt. I can't believe you haven't won a contest on Fanstory. They must be rigged, my dear!

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
Comment from Katherine M. (k-11)
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Do you really think the contests are rigged? In what way? I ask because I am running out of time. When I joined Fan Story, I set myself two years (the length of the subscription given to me by my daughter as a birthday present) to win a 100$ contest which would pay for my next subscription. I recently amended that to 200$ as I want to go to Jim's next class (brilliant teacher) which will take a further 100$ - otherwise I will have to work harder at my dayjob - but that would reduce the time I have to play on FS -dilemmas, dilemmas. Katherine xx

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
Comment from lyenochka
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Thanks for the funny post but take heart because there are wonderful writers here who have been here for many years who never have won a site contest so your words will resonate with more people than you know!

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
Comment from Father Flaps
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LOL. You're too funny, Liz. A real hoot! I loved that last remark,
"Notwithstanding which---as I, never having garnered so much as honorable mention, can impartially attest---the contests are rigged to the hilt."
If it will make you feel any better, I have only won ONE site contest in almost 11 years. Bad for the ego! Sure does keep my head out of the clouds though. Some members have talent, and it sure ain't me! I'm just handsome!
Hugs,
Kimbob

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
Comment from Judy Lawless
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You are a good person. Taking the high road is always the best! I have to remember to look for the winner announcements. Thanks for the suggestion.............

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.
Comment from Debra White
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Hello Liz,
You never fail to make me smile with your exuberance and wit! I really enjoyed reading this piece. The last paragraph is a hoot and there could be some truth therein, not that I'm bitter at never having won a site contest at all ;)
Keep on sprinkling your special magic, we all need more of it.
Best wishes,
Debra

 Comment Written 20-Feb-2021


reply by the author on 20-Feb-2021
    My tongue, alas, is super-glued to my cheek; as usual, I am being facetiously self-deprecating as regards my snarky sore-loser remark about contests being rigged.