And God Created Cat
From a cat's point of view63 total reviews
Comment from Goosey Gander
This poem is hilarious! Congrats on these two snippets especially:
"the feather thingie on a string"
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"On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him at 5:00 A.M to be fed."
Brilliant!
-GG
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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This poem is hilarious! Congrats on these two snippets especially:
"the feather thingie on a string"
and
"On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him at 5:00 A.M to be fed."
Brilliant!
-GG
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you and thanks for the six stars. My cats appreciate the stars and so do I. Hugs.
Comment from nomi338
Yep. That sounds about right. Cats are evil. Jealous, selfish, self-important, demanding, punitive, petty. You name it. All the evils that bother men and make live nearly unbearable. In short, cats are the Devil incarnate.
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Yep. That sounds about right. Cats are evil. Jealous, selfish, self-important, demanding, punitive, petty. You name it. All the evils that bother men and make live nearly unbearable. In short, cats are the Devil incarnate.
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you for reading and commenting. Sorry, you don't appreciate the furry dictators but we can't all be cat lovers. One has to earn the love of a cat and they are pretty good judges of character. Don't take it wrong, you are probably a very nice person who isn't fond of cats. Individual preference is what makes the world go round. I would probably offend a snake lover because I hate the slithering things. Thanks again for the five stars.
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I have issues with cats that date back to when I was a young boy living for a time with me grand mother a cat hoarder who forced me into caring for them. I now live with a car who seems to adore me, go figure.
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To each their own. I'm not a hoarder but I do love my cats. I wish you and your car all the best.
Comment from John Ciarmello
This is hysterical! It's so true. It seems the world revolves around them. Giving in to their ridiculously coy demeanors. They don't ever appear to be needy but are by far the neediest of all pets. God creating things for them is the twist that made me laugh. Loved this!
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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This is hysterical! It's so true. It seems the world revolves around them. Giving in to their ridiculously coy demeanors. They don't ever appear to be needy but are by far the neediest of all pets. God creating things for them is the twist that made me laugh. Loved this!
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. Cats are independent to a point but they do return love if love is given to them. A lesson we all need to learn. Hugs
Comment from GARY MACLEAN
I have a cat. I know exactly what you mean. I awarded the piece six stars because of the 'on-point' description of ANY cat. And still, we will bow to their demands; get only the food they like, let them out or in at their leisure, pet and stroke them "if they let us," make our lap available at their behest. I'm telling you, it must be universal, cats rule!
You never have that kind of problem with a dog. Just give him anything you didn't eat for dinner and pat him on the head and he's good.
Very entertaining, thanks.
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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I have a cat. I know exactly what you mean. I awarded the piece six stars because of the 'on-point' description of ANY cat. And still, we will bow to their demands; get only the food they like, let them out or in at their leisure, pet and stroke them "if they let us," make our lap available at their behest. I'm telling you, it must be universal, cats rule!
You never have that kind of problem with a dog. Just give him anything you didn't eat for dinner and pat him on the head and he's good.
Very entertaining, thanks.
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you for reviewing and the six-stars. My cats thank you too. They thought it was no more than they deserved. Lol They are furry dictators but we love them. Hugs
Comment from Jane Jane King
what a fun read! And you're absolutely right...Cats have it made. If I come back in another life, I would love to be a cat. The last line is hilarious and very clever. A fitting ending in the day in the life of a cat!
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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what a fun read! And you're absolutely right...Cats have it made. If I come back in another life, I would love to be a cat. The last line is hilarious and very clever. A fitting ending in the day in the life of a cat!
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. Yep, they are little dictators but we love them anyway. Hugs
Comment from Pam Lonsdale
This is fantastic! I read it with a smile on my face, saying "yup" with each day that I read. Cat lovers will totally get this, and I appreciate that you gave us something different and clever.
P.S., my cat gets me up at 5:00 a.m. every morning also. Bravo!
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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This is fantastic! I read it with a smile on my face, saying "yup" with each day that I read. Cat lovers will totally get this, and I appreciate that you gave us something different and clever.
P.S., my cat gets me up at 5:00 a.m. every morning also. Bravo!
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. Yes, they are furry little dictators but we love them anyway. If one wants the love of a cat they have to earn it. Give them love and they will return love. A lesson the world needs to learn. Hugs
Comment from JoannaN
It is funny, witty and perfect for all of those who have (or want to have) a cat or two. Only these people can understand the pain of being woken up in the middle of the night, because your furry friends wants a chicken. Now.
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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It is funny, witty and perfect for all of those who have (or want to have) a cat or two. Only these people can understand the pain of being woken up in the middle of the night, because your furry friends wants a chicken. Now.
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. Yep, they are furry little dictators but we love them and put up with it. Love a cat and it will love you in return. A lesson the world needs to learn. Hugs.
Comment from juststuff
This is perfect!! I am a cat lover and have owned cats all my life. I love what you have written; not just the thought, but the creative way it was written. As my best friend always says when she sees something like this -- It should be cross stitched and hung on the wall. Thanks for the smile it brought.
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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This is perfect!! I am a cat lover and have owned cats all my life. I love what you have written; not just the thought, but the creative way it was written. As my best friend always says when she sees something like this -- It should be cross stitched and hung on the wall. Thanks for the smile it brought.
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you and thanks for the six stars. My cat thank you too. They said it was no more than they deserved. Lol. Hugs.
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And they were right!
Comment from irishauthorme
Cute! Yes, we have a ruler cat who adopted us. Believe she was left by a local family who moved, she had been spayed, and is housebroken. Very affectionate, but lives by her own rules. Will not eat cheap, Dollar Store cat food. Loved to poop in my flower beds until I put down chicken wire and provided her with an outdoor litter box. Likes her back rubbed but will not allow her head or ears to be touched.
Yeah, well.
Good work,
irish
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Cute! Yes, we have a ruler cat who adopted us. Believe she was left by a local family who moved, she had been spayed, and is housebroken. Very affectionate, but lives by her own rules. Will not eat cheap, Dollar Store cat food. Loved to poop in my flower beds until I put down chicken wire and provided her with an outdoor litter box. Likes her back rubbed but will not allow her head or ears to be touched.
Yeah, well.
Good work,
irish
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. Yes, cats are definitely furry little dictators. Why do we put up with it and love them anyway? Who knows? The cats know we love them and take full advantage. Hugs
Comment from SimianSavant
This is pretty sacrilegious, just like cats, which makes it appropriate. I noticed that women are not part of this equation; where did crazy cat ladies come from?
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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This is pretty sacrilegious, just like cats, which makes it appropriate. I noticed that women are not part of this equation; where did crazy cat ladies come from?
Comment Written 12-May-2022
reply by the author on 13-May-2022
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Thank you. That's a pretty good question and I will give it some thought. I don't know if we are born that way or it is a conditioning thing. Who knows? Thanks for the funny photo, I love it. Hugs