These Aint Chopsticks Friend
I also have a bridge17 total reviews
Comment from jim vecchio
Well done, but there is a small concern you should correct before some of the critics see it. "Be happy too." "Too" should be "to". It seems small, but some may harp about it.
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Well done, but there is a small concern you should correct before some of the critics see it. "Be happy too." "Too" should be "to". It seems small, but some may harp about it.
Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Hmph? I thought "too" was correct, but I stand corrected.
Thank you Jim
Cheers,
John
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By the way, your tale reminded me of a true story. My wife's brother died in Texas and was cremated. When the ashes were brought here, there was a strange substance mixed with it. She discovered his roommates buried him with his guitar pick.
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Very cool! I told my wife to include my ?98 team signed Yankee bat in my coffin when the time is right.
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I want my cowboy hat there! My brother was buried with a cap, so I don't see why not.
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
Wow, these are quite unique sale items in your collection John, I think you might make a tidy sum. A fun post, inventive, and unusual, humorous, love Dolly x x x
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Wow, these are quite unique sale items in your collection John, I think you might make a tidy sum. A fun post, inventive, and unusual, humorous, love Dolly x x x
Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Oh if this was only true and I had those "originals"?
Thank you, Dolly!
Comment from Gypsy Blue Rose
LoL what a story teller. ... but a good seller. (*=*)
I like the good humor, this guy knew the bests musicians. I guess some people lie at garage sales.
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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LoL what a story teller. ... but a good seller. (*=*)
I like the good humor, this guy knew the bests musicians. I guess some people lie at garage sales.
Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Fiction is fun.
Thank you Gypsy..
John
Comment from Michael Ludwinder
This put a smile on my face. I like how you show us the gullibility of the person visiting this house sale. This was funny and also weirdly a little disturbing! Nice job with so few words.
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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This put a smile on my face. I like how you show us the gullibility of the person visiting this house sale. This was funny and also weirdly a little disturbing! Nice job with so few words.
Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Thank you for this great review.
Comment from Debi Pick Marquette
I am still so blonde, thinking this was a Chinese food post.
But then I realized I was way off track and I laughed and thought, "Oh brother!! Where is that bridge that you have to sell me? The one from California to Hawaii?
This is Genius! I loved this after I caught on, like so many I don't always read the subtitle at first, but did after I looked to see if this was fiction.
And duh, like this would be real? Our John, scamming someone, I don't think so.
But speaking of bridges....did you ever hear about the guy who found a lamp and genie inside on an island and he was given one wish, and the guy asked for a bridge to Hawaii from Calif. and the genie said, even that is not doable for us, look at the dynamics, the impossibilities of the structure, etc..etc.. So you must give me another wish. And the guy says, "Well I never have understood women, why they do what they do, think how they think, and I was wondering ...?? And the genie stops him and says,
"Ok, how many lanes do you want that bridge?" Hahaha!
Great post, dear brotherly friend!! Love ya, Debi
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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I am still so blonde, thinking this was a Chinese food post.
But then I realized I was way off track and I laughed and thought, "Oh brother!! Where is that bridge that you have to sell me? The one from California to Hawaii?
This is Genius! I loved this after I caught on, like so many I don't always read the subtitle at first, but did after I looked to see if this was fiction.
And duh, like this would be real? Our John, scamming someone, I don't think so.
But speaking of bridges....did you ever hear about the guy who found a lamp and genie inside on an island and he was given one wish, and the guy asked for a bridge to Hawaii from Calif. and the genie said, even that is not doable for us, look at the dynamics, the impossibilities of the structure, etc..etc.. So you must give me another wish. And the guy says, "Well I never have understood women, why they do what they do, think how they think, and I was wondering ...?? And the genie stops him and says,
"Ok, how many lanes do you want that bridge?" Hahaha!
Great post, dear brotherly friend!! Love ya, Debi
Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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You?re the best! Did you know that? Your review put a smile on my face, which I needed after four teeth extractions.
When you started telling me your genie joke, my mind went to Barbara Eden in, I Dream of Genie.
Do you remember that show?
So true asking how many lanes???? A much easier task ? don?t hit me!
Enjoy your Monday, my dear sister.
Love ya back!
John
Comment from BethShelby
This is funny. It's like if your believe that, I have a lot on the moon I might be interested in selling. I would think if you've seen one pick you've seen them all.
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reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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This is funny. It's like if your believe that, I have a lot on the moon I might be interested in selling. I would think if you've seen one pick you've seen them all.
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Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Thank you Beth. I appreciate your stopping by.
John
Comment from Marilyn Hamilton
LOL I am pretty sure I've been to this garage sale! I am the proud owner of Dorothy's red shoes from the Wizard of Oz. I would have bought the tin Man's oil can but they wouldn't take a credit card. Darn my luck. Great story.
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LOL I am pretty sure I've been to this garage sale! I am the proud owner of Dorothy's red shoes from the Wizard of Oz. I would have bought the tin Man's oil can but they wouldn't take a credit card. Darn my luck. Great story.
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Comment Written 15-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 15-Apr-2024
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Volkswagen is in my driveway?