Disgusting American Male
Song Lyrics61 total reviews
Comment from Jean Lutz
Oh my, I believe I have been reviewing too much today. My reviews are beginning to run together. I started off the morning with a read about a smelly guy trying to pick her up in a bar and then click on this as one of my last reviews this evening. Oh well, FanStory.com surely is fair and balanced. Now I've started and ended my day laughing.
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Oh my, I believe I have been reviewing too much today. My reviews are beginning to run together. I started off the morning with a read about a smelly guy trying to pick her up in a bar and then click on this as one of my last reviews this evening. Oh well, FanStory.com surely is fair and balanced. Now I've started and ended my day laughing.
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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If you laughed, I did my job!
Thanks!
Curt
Comment from Sasha
The title alone should be worth at least 5 stars. What a fun, hysterical, and very clever song/poem. I found it delightful and gave me a great laugh. I would love to hear this to music too. You are great fun, never know what to expect from you. Terrific illustration too. I actually think I know the guy.
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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The title alone should be worth at least 5 stars. What a fun, hysterical, and very clever song/poem. I found it delightful and gave me a great laugh. I would love to hear this to music too. You are great fun, never know what to expect from you. Terrific illustration too. I actually think I know the guy.
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Thanks Smurphgirl!
If you know him, DO NOT let him sit next to you! (lol)
I like to mix it up you know, as far as wwhat I write. Nothing worse than being typecast, ask Adam West!
Thanks again,
Curt
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I really enjoyed this one. You have quite a variety of styles and I like them all.
Comment from unbridledspirit
Well at least you are easy to please...LOL. This was well written and made me laugh. I love the pic. I'm sure it isn't a self-portrait...I hope you don't mind my sense of humor...your poem brought that out in me. I really liked it from beginning to end. It was a fun poem and well done.
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Well at least you are easy to please...LOL. This was well written and made me laugh. I love the pic. I'm sure it isn't a self-portrait...I hope you don't mind my sense of humor...your poem brought that out in me. I really liked it from beginning to end. It was a fun poem and well done.
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Thank you my friend, and in no way could you upset me with your humor, mine is as warped as it gets. And the photo, well, that could be me in about thirty years! (lol)
Thaks again for your most enjoyable comments!
Curt
Comment from AnnaLinda
OMG Curt! Was this artwork inspired or did these crazy lyrics come first? I'm lovin your refrain and especially this part:
"but them ugly girls need lovin too!"
The gentleman in the picture has no room to talk;) I do believe that you have captured a 'Disgusting American Male' for sure in this poem/song. It would be great to hear it to music. Lots of fun!
Linda
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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OMG Curt! Was this artwork inspired or did these crazy lyrics come first? I'm lovin your refrain and especially this part:
"but them ugly girls need lovin too!"
The gentleman in the picture has no room to talk;) I do believe that you have captured a 'Disgusting American Male' for sure in this poem/song. It would be great to hear it to music. Lots of fun!
Linda
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Thanks Linda!
I never, ever see a pic and then write a poem. Quite the reverse, I write the poem and then scour the net for the right pic!
Yea, he's none too cute is he? (lol) But he is disgustiing, and that's what I wanted!
Thanks so much for your thoughts my friend,
Curt
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You are welcome!
Comment from Moros
Man, this was hilarious. I love it. Not much to say but that I'd give you 6 stars if it would let me. I've given you too many, it says (I think that in itself is a better commendation than any single 6 star rating could ever be though). The best part is that I know so many people who fit this perfectly. In fact, you could drop the "disgusting" and "American" from the title, and it would still work just fine. :P
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Man, this was hilarious. I love it. Not much to say but that I'd give you 6 stars if it would let me. I've given you too many, it says (I think that in itself is a better commendation than any single 6 star rating could ever be though). The best part is that I know so many people who fit this perfectly. In fact, you could drop the "disgusting" and "American" from the title, and it would still work just fine. :P
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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LMAO! Yea, I guess I could!
I think your thoughts say it all for me my friend. That and the hilarious title edit! (still laughing!)
Curt
Comment from Barthalamew
Oh what's that I hear? Another fat girl I fear! But, I guess anything will do! You did good on this one! I love the lyrics and the rhyme. There's no reason for you to keep this one collecting dust. Sure got a smile and a few laughs out of me!
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Oh what's that I hear? Another fat girl I fear! But, I guess anything will do! You did good on this one! I love the lyrics and the rhyme. There's no reason for you to keep this one collecting dust. Sure got a smile and a few laughs out of me!
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Hey, thanks buddy I appreciiate that! I have a few more in store, sometimes it's difficult for me to pick just one to post.
I'm sure glad you liked it all the same!
Curt
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I know whatof you speak!
Comment from Razz
You are right, this is a disgusting American male.
Lots more just like him on different levels.
I can hardly imagine anyone singing or dancing to this tune.
What were you thinking?
Have two-step kind of day.
Razz
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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You are right, this is a disgusting American male.
Lots more just like him on different levels.
I can hardly imagine anyone singing or dancing to this tune.
What were you thinking?
Have two-step kind of day.
Razz
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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I was thinking more of a funny, Rodney Carrington type song, not something you dance to! And who thinks when they are writing? (lol)
Thanks for the stars and the thoughts my friend!
Curt
Comment from jeslaf
You might take some shit for this, but I love it! Best line: 'them ugly girls need lovin too'--and it's good to see there is no chance of them going home lonely any time soon. :)
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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You might take some shit for this, but I love it! Best line: 'them ugly girls need lovin too'--and it's good to see there is no chance of them going home lonely any time soon. :)
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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I had a freind who loved the big girls, and when asked why he would just say that big women nedded lovin' too. That's where this idea sprang from. I don't care about the negatives, those who enjoy it are my target audience!
Many, many thanks my friend!
Curt
Comment from Sally Carter
Curt, you are a star! This is superb. Sorry my store of 6s has been all used up. :-(
The whole poem is spellbinding, gobsmacking, gutclutching and splendiferous. It is so good to know that in a few more years someone will find me irresistible...
I shall definitely stay on your fan list a bit longer. LOL
Sally
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Curt, you are a star! This is superb. Sorry my store of 6s has been all used up. :-(
The whole poem is spellbinding, gobsmacking, gutclutching and splendiferous. It is so good to know that in a few more years someone will find me irresistible...
I shall definitely stay on your fan list a bit longer. LOL
Sally
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Alright! And when you turn into one of these women, I'll be waitin' fer ya at the end of the bar! (lmao!)
Thanks so much for your too funny thoughts!
Curt
Comment from Gert sherwood
Great song Curt
now you,
should write a squeal song about how the variety of ladies you told us about,think about the ole guy you show in the picture.
I enjoyed the humor and the great rhythm. of you lyric.
Gert
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reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Great song Curt
now you,
should write a squeal song about how the variety of ladies you told us about,think about the ole guy you show in the picture.
I enjoyed the humor and the great rhythm. of you lyric.
Gert
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Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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That's a great idea Gert! I will start on it right away, I have all kinds of ideas floating around now that you got me started thinking about it!
Thank you so much!
Hugs,
Curt
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Smiles Curt I will be waiting
Gert