A Few words about D***S
Satire for rude behavior48 total reviews
Comment from lancellot
I understand you. I hate those people too. I would say women can be dicks to. Just like men can pussies. But, when confronted by a dick you did the right thing. Deflect with humor. A dick just wants attention and to get into something.
Good rant.
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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I understand you. I hate those people too. I would say women can be dicks to. Just like men can pussies. But, when confronted by a dick you did the right thing. Deflect with humor. A dick just wants attention and to get into something.
Good rant.
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Lance, thank you very much. Terry.
Comment from Rachelle Allen
I agree so whole-heartedly with you on all points... except "dickless." The term for a female dick is a "Karen." It's part of today's lexicon.
I absolutely loved your response to the sanctimonious question about your continued fear of COVID. Hahaha! Priceless!
I treat Dicks and Karens with an equal helping of whatever level of rude they levied upon me first. Well, okay, maybe I even add an extra serving of caustic. Like the Karen (during COVID) who grabbed a loaf of bread right out from beneath my hair's-breadth-from-it hand! "Hey!" I honked at her. She gave me self-satisfied eyes and said, "You're not supposed to be here shopping right now anyway. Mornings from 6:30 - 7 are reserved for 60 and over." "Not that it's any of your business," I said, "but I AM over 60...I just look way better at it than you do." See, that was the 'equal helping' of rude. But then I added, "And why are you bothering with the 'reduced fat and calories' variety? It's obviously not doing a THING for you." I gave her a moment to absorb that hit then went for the knockout punch: "Next time, just grab someone's box of Twinkees out from under them."
Great article, Terry, oh kindred soul...
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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I agree so whole-heartedly with you on all points... except "dickless." The term for a female dick is a "Karen." It's part of today's lexicon.
I absolutely loved your response to the sanctimonious question about your continued fear of COVID. Hahaha! Priceless!
I treat Dicks and Karens with an equal helping of whatever level of rude they levied upon me first. Well, okay, maybe I even add an extra serving of caustic. Like the Karen (during COVID) who grabbed a loaf of bread right out from beneath my hair's-breadth-from-it hand! "Hey!" I honked at her. She gave me self-satisfied eyes and said, "You're not supposed to be here shopping right now anyway. Mornings from 6:30 - 7 are reserved for 60 and over." "Not that it's any of your business," I said, "but I AM over 60...I just look way better at it than you do." See, that was the 'equal helping' of rude. But then I added, "And why are you bothering with the 'reduced fat and calories' variety? It's obviously not doing a THING for you." I gave her a moment to absorb that hit then went for the knockout punch: "Next time, just grab someone's box of Twinkees out from under them."
Great article, Terry, oh kindred soul...
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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LOL! Thank you for the six stars. I have never heard of Karen before, but Nomi mentioned the same thing. I live under a rock. Your story is great, you should post it. Terry.
Comment from Katherine M. (k-11)
I enjoyed this rant very much, and am extremely glad you did the same thing all the best sportsmen do and came out of retirement for this occasion. (Please don't do like Alex Maurdaugh, though...). kay
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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I enjoyed this rant very much, and am extremely glad you did the same thing all the best sportsmen do and came out of retirement for this occasion. (Please don't do like Alex Maurdaugh, though...). kay
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Don't worry, LOL, thank you for reading. Terry.
Comment from nomi338
I agree. Today we have a pretty good option that allows us to name male and female DICKS with titles that do not offend the delicate. For the men there is the title: Daren, for the females: Karen. This I think, is a fair title that can easily be categorized as PG descriptions of Dick and DIckless. What do you think?
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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I agree. Today we have a pretty good option that allows us to name male and female DICKS with titles that do not offend the delicate. For the men there is the title: Daren, for the females: Karen. This I think, is a fair title that can easily be categorized as PG descriptions of Dick and DIckless. What do you think?
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Good suggestions! Thanks, Terry.
Comment from Jesse James Doty
People who are rude are definitely dicks. I only know that your rant is a good one and you give examples to show how rude and dickless they can be. This speaks to the rude reviewers on FS and how they come off as dicks or just terrible writers and how we can see through their tricks. I only know that women can be dicks as well and from my experience, they can be as ruthless as any man!
Jesse
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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People who are rude are definitely dicks. I only know that your rant is a good one and you give examples to show how rude and dickless they can be. This speaks to the rude reviewers on FS and how they come off as dicks or just terrible writers and how we can see through their tricks. I only know that women can be dicks as well and from my experience, they can be as ruthless as any man!
Jesse
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Jesse, so right you are, I got a good example of a condescending review for my rant from a woman. Thanks, Terry.
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Yes, Terry, men, and women whatever the gender, can be ruthless as hell!
I can tell by the reviews I get whenever I touch a sensitive button.
Jesse
Comment from Douglas Goff
Too funny. The Dicks are defending steely among us. In all ways shapes and forms.
Woman can be higher Dicks than men. Yeah...I said it. The best way in life is to never master the way of the Dick.
Anyways, I lol'd enough on this to give it a six. Nice work.
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Too funny. The Dicks are defending steely among us. In all ways shapes and forms.
Woman can be higher Dicks than men. Yeah...I said it. The best way in life is to never master the way of the Dick.
Anyways, I lol'd enough on this to give it a six. Nice work.
Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Douglas, thank you for the six. I did get a lovely condescending review for a woman. But I did thank for it. Terry.
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She was probably a dickless dick
Comment from Julie Lau
Hi. I like your humour and expressed ideas. The punctuation is a bit wobbly but hey, for a footballer and American, and Texan even, you're good.
Cheers, Julie L
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reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Hi. I like your humour and expressed ideas. The punctuation is a bit wobbly but hey, for a footballer and American, and Texan even, you're good.
Cheers, Julie L
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Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Thank you for your lovely example. Terry.
Comment from Tom Horonzy
Feel better. I'm told we do when < We let it go.: That said, if you haven't read my writings recently, I released one this week, "Say it Ain't So, Joe,
that warns against this type of action ... abd then today I release "Differentiating Men from Women," and blew it again.
Are we brothers from different mothers. May very well be. Good Luck.
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reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Feel better. I'm told we do when < We let it go.: That said, if you haven't read my writings recently, I released one this week, "Say it Ain't So, Joe,
that warns against this type of action ... abd then today I release "Differentiating Men from Women," and blew it again.
Are we brothers from different mothers. May very well be. Good Luck.
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Comment Written 05-Mar-2023
reply by the author on 05-Mar-2023
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Tom, thank you, I will check out your posts. Terry.
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Just as a reminder, what I write comes attached with a label, "No Ill Intent Intended."
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LOL