The Camera Doesn't Lie ...
... but the color printer makes mockery of the truth23 total reviews
Comment from dellsworthpoet
Ah yes. Once again we find out why photos used to be printed at photo shops and took a week. They didn't let the machine decide if the color was correct.
An amusing antidote. The same seems to be true for computer to printer.
The story is paced well. The language is simple, but the color pallet is effectively described. The conversational feel adds to the amusing aspect of the story.
A good read. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Ah yes. Once again we find out why photos used to be printed at photo shops and took a week. They didn't let the machine decide if the color was correct.
An amusing antidote. The same seems to be true for computer to printer.
The story is paced well. The language is simple, but the color pallet is effectively described. The conversational feel adds to the amusing aspect of the story.
A good read. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 03-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Thanks for stopping by. Glad you were amused. Fingers crossed that I won't ruin the wedding photos!
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Might talk to someone about lens filters.
Neon light shifts things to blue.
Incandescent light shifts to yellow.
Outside, especially sunny causes scattered glare.
The right filters can help this, be sure to check with someone up to date.
And you are welcome.
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THANKS!
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You are welcome.
Comment from Wendy G
Oh dear. Don't worry. Your hair will match your lively personality. Let it be pink if you want. Don't settle for being conventional. Maybe just don't hold a balloon. If your hair is like your photo here indicates, I think it looks great!!
Wendy
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reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Oh dear. Don't worry. Your hair will match your lively personality. Let it be pink if you want. Don't settle for being conventional. Maybe just don't hold a balloon. If your hair is like your photo here indicates, I think it looks great!!
Wendy
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Comment Written 03-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Thanks! It's actually much lighter now, as intended.
Comment from Midi O'Rourke
Funny story Elizabeth. I like the way your sidekick, Chuck, appears in your stories. Remember "red eye"? I have large eyes and they were always gleaming red. It accented my rosacea.
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reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Funny story Elizabeth. I like the way your sidekick, Chuck, appears in your stories. Remember "red eye"? I have large eyes and they were always gleaming red. It accented my rosacea.
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Comment Written 02-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 03-Sep-2021
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Reminds me of when a pic of my dog came out with demonic eyes--it was especially amusing because he had my daughter's bra in his teeth and his dick matched his eyes. Thanks--now I've got the makings of a flash post!
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Yeah, large red eyes, rosacea and all at an ugly Christmas sweater contest.