The Blonde and the Judge
A blow is struck for dumb blondes everywhere28 total reviews
Comment from Roxanna Andrews
What?! You don't like Goldilocks and the 3 bears?! It's one of my favorites. =} This is very funny. Well done once again. Rox............
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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What?! You don't like Goldilocks and the 3 bears?! It's one of my favorites. =} This is very funny. Well done once again. Rox............
Comment Written 10-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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Rox, I only meant to complain about the over analyzing of the literary elite of this simple tale. Glad you liked mine! Thanks, Dennis
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Don't they do that with everything? I'm so glad I'm dumb sometimes and just see things for what they are, that other stuff just clouds your brain. =} Rox
Comment from jjstar
Pretty damn ingenious, Dennis. I've read a lot of spin-offs on classic children's tales. Your modernized version was a fun satire. Did you know there's a Mexican, Chinese and Caribbean version of this story. I like the satire more than the retell versions. Have you ever read "The Stinky Cheese Man and the real story of the Three Little Pigs?" It's hilarious. Lots of spoofs like this in there. It's worth a trip to the library.
Anyway, very funny. I enjoyed it immensely!
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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Pretty damn ingenious, Dennis. I've read a lot of spin-offs on classic children's tales. Your modernized version was a fun satire. Did you know there's a Mexican, Chinese and Caribbean version of this story. I like the satire more than the retell versions. Have you ever read "The Stinky Cheese Man and the real story of the Three Little Pigs?" It's hilarious. Lots of spoofs like this in there. It's worth a trip to the library.
Anyway, very funny. I enjoyed it immensely!
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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Thanks, jj, I'll be looking those up. You comments, as always are very much appreciated1 Dennis
Comment from EMB
This was ingenious, Dennis! I think I'm going to have to steal this idea for another children's tale. I wish I could pay you for the idea with ten stars! Haha!
Excellent work, bro! :)
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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This was ingenious, Dennis! I think I'm going to have to steal this idea for another children's tale. I wish I could pay you for the idea with ten stars! Haha!
Excellent work, bro! :)
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 10-Aug-2013
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Your appreciation for my work is very encouraging. I have a similar idea for another such tale also.
Glad this stimulated your thinking in this area. You may be interested in what jjstar said in her review; " Pretty damn ingenious, Dennis. I've read a lot of spin-offs on classic children's tales. Your modernized version was a fun satire. Did you know there's a Mexican, Chinese and Caribbean version of this story. I like the satire more than the retell versions. Have you ever read "The Stinky Cheese Man and the real story of the Three Little Pigs?" It's hilarious. Lots of spoofs like this in there. It's worth a trip to the library.
Anyway, very funny. I enjoyed it immensely!
Best to you, brother, Dennis
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I'll check it out. :)
Comment from Jim Lorson Sr
Touch© for the blonde bimba(should be bimbo). This is a great story about bears being in a courtroom. Telling their story to a human judge. This has great dialogue with some words fitting well with this blonde. This story has excellent flow for an easy read with a great ending line. Well done,,,,,,Jim
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Touch© for the blonde bimba(should be bimbo). This is a great story about bears being in a courtroom. Telling their story to a human judge. This has great dialogue with some words fitting well with this blonde. This story has excellent flow for an easy read with a great ending line. Well done,,,,,,Jim
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Thank you, sir. Your comments are appreciated. Dennis
Comment from vapros
Yep, absolutely! I didn't witness these crimes, but I can remember the day it happened, and the blonde is guilty as charged. If the judge doesn't lock her up, the ASPCA is waiting right outside the courtroom. You have written this very well, and with clever dialogue. Good job.
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reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Yep, absolutely! I didn't witness these crimes, but I can remember the day it happened, and the blonde is guilty as charged. If the judge doesn't lock her up, the ASPCA is waiting right outside the courtroom. You have written this very well, and with clever dialogue. Good job.
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Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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I'm sorry but your "evidence" is inadmissable as it's only hearsay. :) Thanks!
Comment from Rosalyne
HI Deniz22,
Well done. I really enjoyed this satirical tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Your last sentence sends a message home, loud and clear, their bears. Great job.
Bye
Rosalyne
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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HI Deniz22,
Well done. I really enjoyed this satirical tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Your last sentence sends a message home, loud and clear, their bears. Great job.
Bye
Rosalyne
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Thank you, Rosalyne for reading and commenting. I really appreciat it! Dennis
Comment from Ben Colder
It came over on the Nina. The Mayflower was too crowded with other measures of corn. I must say it is one of the best blond jokes I read today.
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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It came over on the Nina. The Mayflower was too crowded with other measures of corn. I must say it is one of the best blond jokes I read today.
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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um, how many did you read today? :) Thanks, buddy!
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Just kidding with ya. Enjoyed the pun.
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:) God bless!
Comment from sibhus
Humorous dialogue that seems to fit the situation very well, including Bimbo, er Bimba seeming New York city accent. Well written with a good pace that made for a fun read. And guess the moral of story is like who cares about bear, right we eat em. Good stuff.
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Humorous dialogue that seems to fit the situation very well, including Bimbo, er Bimba seeming New York city accent. Well written with a good pace that made for a fun read. And guess the moral of story is like who cares about bear, right we eat em. Good stuff.
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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It's eat or be eaten, altho these are deceptively portrayed as rather benign. Thanks for your knid review! Dennis
Comment from MissMerri
A well written little story that gives a whole new view of this old familiar tale. I never thought of Goldilocks as a bimbo or a dumb blonde, but I did always marvel at her nerve. To walk into some strangers' home, eat their food and sleep in their beds uninvited, was something I couldn't quite imagine as a young child. Therefore, dumb seems to be the logical explanation. Your story is cute and funny and sure to amuse. There was nothing I'd change. It was well edited and fun to read. I hope everyone in the world will read it. ;")
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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A well written little story that gives a whole new view of this old familiar tale. I never thought of Goldilocks as a bimbo or a dumb blonde, but I did always marvel at her nerve. To walk into some strangers' home, eat their food and sleep in their beds uninvited, was something I couldn't quite imagine as a young child. Therefore, dumb seems to be the logical explanation. Your story is cute and funny and sure to amuse. There was nothing I'd change. It was well edited and fun to read. I hope everyone in the world will read it. ;")
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Thank you Miss Meri. It's special that you liked it!
Comment from Zue65
Well, no matter what we do the Three bears and Goldilocks will be here as long as teachers still use the story as a reading material in schools, the same with the three bears who huff and huff, one with a grass house, the other with a wood and the third with a stone house, where a wolf is out to hunt them in their respective houses. These kiddie stories have been around for so so so long, I don't think the children will ever get tired of them. but I definitely like your take on this with the dumb blonde. Funny but it bites. God bless.
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Well, no matter what we do the Three bears and Goldilocks will be here as long as teachers still use the story as a reading material in schools, the same with the three bears who huff and huff, one with a grass house, the other with a wood and the third with a stone house, where a wolf is out to hunt them in their respective houses. These kiddie stories have been around for so so so long, I don't think the children will ever get tired of them. but I definitely like your take on this with the dumb blonde. Funny but it bites. God bless.
Comment Written 09-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 09-Aug-2013
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Um, it wasn't the three bears that built the three houses, and neither did they huff and puff. It was 3 little pigs that constructed the dubious dwellings and it was the big, bad wolf that threaned to huff and puff and "blow your house down".
That little trivia clarified, thanks for reading and commenting.
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Here, in my country our reading materials for children carry the three bears and the big bad wolf not the pigs. Sorry, I mentioned our own story here, we are talking from different planes, I guess, my slip, my sincere apology. God bless.
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Here, in my country our reading materials for children carry the three bears and the big bad wolf not the pigs. Sorry, I mentioned our own story here, we are talking from different planes, I guess, my slip, my sincere apology. God bless.
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No apology needed. Thanks for clarifying! God bless, Dennis