Wardrobe Malfunction
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Comment from royowen
Well as a male, the most embarrassing thing is to be caught with one's fly unzipped, not deliberate, but just some sort of a observation lack, I've got into the habit of checking before walking into a crosses area, but underpants won't allow too much exposure, beautifully written Karen, blessings Roy
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Well as a male, the most embarrassing thing is to be caught with one's fly unzipped, not deliberate, but just some sort of a observation lack, I've got into the habit of checking before walking into a crosses area, but underpants won't allow too much exposure, beautifully written Karen, blessings Roy
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
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I'm sure
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:-)
Comment from jim vecchio
I'm not sure what this poem is about. Perhaps you're talking about pets? only kidding, but I can't say too much because if I admit I understand it, people might suspect other things about me.
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I'm not sure what this poem is about. Perhaps you're talking about pets? only kidding, but I can't say too much because if I admit I understand it, people might suspect other things about me.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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You are a gentleman . Happy Turkey day. I needed to write some cheerful stuff before I went back to Margaret's story. Karen
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Thanks for ll your great writings!
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I have a big imagination, and a memory of books, tv and movies. we all really just rehash and reform stuff. Shakespeare said "it's all been written," You are as sweet as peach pie. Karen
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MMMMM! Thank you! I LOVE peach pie!
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And peach cobbler, and peach crisp. :-)
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I'm thankful your writing functioned perfectly.
Comment from Marilyn Hamilton
lol cute poem. Got me giggling. Men are so unflustered by things like that when it happens to them but if it happens to me I fall apart from embarrassment. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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lol cute poem. Got me giggling. Men are so unflustered by things like that when it happens to them but if it happens to me I fall apart from embarrassment. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Yes, we are supposed to be demure and all that. I was, I am not anymore. Thanks for the read. Karen
Comment from GWHARGIS
Dang it, Karen. I sure wish I had a six left but we are both out of luck. This made me laugh so hard. I tell men to zip up at least five times a week. No one else has the nerve, but i figure they'd rather know. Some men laugh, some get embarrassed, but most are thankful. This was a hoot. Happy Thanksgiving. Gretchen
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Dang it, Karen. I sure wish I had a six left but we are both out of luck. This made me laugh so hard. I tell men to zip up at least five times a week. No one else has the nerve, but i figure they'd rather know. Some men laugh, some get embarrassed, but most are thankful. This was a hoot. Happy Thanksgiving. Gretchen
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I wrote this back when the Janet Jackson thing happened. I edited and cleaned it up a bit, and viola!
We need to get a hormone sex suppressor for men, not Viagra. Like Betty White said," If men got pregnant they would offer abortions at Jiffy Lube."
Comment from Debbie D'Arcy
This is an unusual but interesting thought here, Karen, about those little indiscretions or wardrobe malfunctions. Fun and a pleasure to read. Take care Debbie
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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This is an unusual but interesting thought here, Karen, about those little indiscretions or wardrobe malfunctions. Fun and a pleasure to read. Take care Debbie
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
Comment from patcelaw
This is your other clever poem and I enjoyed listening to it very much. It brought a smile to my face. May you have a lovely day and may you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Patricia.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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This is your other clever poem and I enjoyed listening to it very much. It brought a smile to my face. May you have a lovely day and may you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Patricia.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
Comment from Cecilia A Heiskary
Karen,
This is a cute little poem you came up with. I wish I had your creativeness and bust a poem out just like that. This poem flows nicely.
Well done my friend and Happy Thanksgiving
Cecilia
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Karen,
This is a cute little poem you came up with. I wish I had your creativeness and bust a poem out just like that. This poem flows nicely.
Well done my friend and Happy Thanksgiving
Cecilia
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
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Karen,
I never did either, I don't have enough to worry about a wardrobe malfunction.
Cecilia
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I think showing bits and bobs shames all of us. Men included.
Surface advertising, I guess I am considered old fashioned. Karen
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Karen,
Nobody wants to see that :). I went to Sturgis on the 75th anniversary and there were old ladies with boobs hanging to their belly buttons wandering around with only paint. It was the grossest thing. Keep it covered.
Cecilia
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I have no desire to see flopping parts of either sex. It's a wonder you didn't go blind. LOL
Karen
Comment from Begin Again
Yes, for some odd reason derived by mankind, there is flack to be heard from shore to shore if a lovely boob shows her face but men they can do as they please. Love the humor, Karen.
Happy Thanksgiving to you! Enjoy the day!
Smiles, Carol
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Yes, for some odd reason derived by mankind, there is flack to be heard from shore to shore if a lovely boob shows her face but men they can do as they please. Love the humor, Karen.
Happy Thanksgiving to you! Enjoy the day!
Smiles, Carol
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
Comment from Wayne Fowler
Cute story.
But in all my meanderings, I have never heard of a man falling out from an unclosed barn door (who was not running commando). I suppose the idea that it might is sufficient to encourage him to zip, or button, it up.
Best wishes.
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Cute story.
But in all my meanderings, I have never heard of a man falling out from an unclosed barn door (who was not running commando). I suppose the idea that it might is sufficient to encourage him to zip, or button, it up.
Best wishes.
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I needed a break from my writing "My Aunt Margaret" stories, a palate cleanser. They are kinda dark. A few humorous bits, and I'll be back at writing number 5.
Thanks for the read. I never wore low cut things, so if one scampered free no one knew but me:-) Karen
Comment from Tim Margetts
Lovely comedic poem touching on an issue so valid in toady's world.
Perhaps one of the last inequalities left today is the ridiculousness of the nipple.
We all have them, so why are they treated in such a way.
I fully support the free the nipple movement, not because I want to see nipple flaunted but because I want everyone to have equal choice to dress in a way they feel comfortable, and remove the stigma from a bit of nature we all have in common.
Tim x
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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Lovely comedic poem touching on an issue so valid in toady's world.
Perhaps one of the last inequalities left today is the ridiculousness of the nipple.
We all have them, so why are they treated in such a way.
I fully support the free the nipple movement, not because I want to see nipple flaunted but because I want everyone to have equal choice to dress in a way they feel comfortable, and remove the stigma from a bit of nature we all have in common.
Tim x
Comment Written 28-Nov-2024
reply by the author on 28-Nov-2024
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I am for going braless, girdle-less, and Plastic surgery -less. Thanks for the read. Karen
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My kind of woman LOL