Your Pe*is
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Comment from Sarah Robin
Sorry I let you down. You trusted me, but I read it anyway! It was an interesting article. I have had two husbands, two brothers, and two sons. I am always ready to learn. Thanks for sharing. Sarah
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Sorry I let you down. You trusted me, but I read it anyway! It was an interesting article. I have had two husbands, two brothers, and two sons. I am always ready to learn. Thanks for sharing. Sarah
Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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LOL, well you did see the preview! Sarah thank you for the six stars. Terry
Comment from Douglas Goff
Okay, so you know that every single woman on this site will read this thanks to your disclaimer. I think that rebellious nature stems back to Eden.
I never though I would six star a penis story, but the writing was sublime.
Great piece!!!
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reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Okay, so you know that every single woman on this site will read this thanks to your disclaimer. I think that rebellious nature stems back to Eden.
I never though I would six star a penis story, but the writing was sublime.
Great piece!!!
D
Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Douglas, thank you for the six stars! I am counting on the disclaimer pulling the ladies in! Terry
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Ha! You sly fox!
Comment from Pam Lonsdale
Fat chance, Terry! Women want to know what's going on with members (pun intended) here on FanStory just as much as men do! Of course, you already knew that:-)
You were pretty busy with the puns yourself here . . . hard facts, package of stories, fellow members, etc.
I have a feeling you're talking about someone real here, but I have no idea who. Or maybe I could guess.
Regardless, it was good for a laugh.
Now I'm off to Google and have my mind blown:-)
xo
Pam
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Fat chance, Terry! Women want to know what's going on with members (pun intended) here on FanStory just as much as men do! Of course, you already knew that:-)
You were pretty busy with the puns yourself here . . . hard facts, package of stories, fellow members, etc.
I have a feeling you're talking about someone real here, but I have no idea who. Or maybe I could guess.
Regardless, it was good for a laugh.
Now I'm off to Google and have my mind blown:-)
xo
Pam
Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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LOL, I glad you enjoyed the humor.
Comment from Rachelle Allen
Dearest Terry,
I am a redhead, which means that the minute I see the words "No Admittance," my mind transcribes it to, "Rachelle! Come in! The line begins here!" Thus, my having read your For Men Only piece. [And aren't you a clever one; because we KNOW I am not the only double-X chromosome who suffers from this Oh-We'll-See-About-THAT! syndrome...]
Anyway, if there's a FS category for Number of Times A Writer Can Put the Word Penis on display, you will win hands down...though, hopefully, not hands-down-your-pants. Am I right?...Nothing like the Aw, Shucks approach to penis-flashing!
Also, you give far too much credit to writers' identities being so easy to recognize. If that's the case, what would be the point for all these blind contests? I think your mystery contributor is safe.
Still, you have piqued my curiosity a wee-wee bit, just not enough to begin straying from my regular neighborhood of websites. But if I hear a month from now (and you KNOW what an incestuously small community of tongue-waggers this FS site is...) that you're still doing "research" on this topic, I will do an intervention on your behalf.
My best wishes always.
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reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Dearest Terry,
I am a redhead, which means that the minute I see the words "No Admittance," my mind transcribes it to, "Rachelle! Come in! The line begins here!" Thus, my having read your For Men Only piece. [And aren't you a clever one; because we KNOW I am not the only double-X chromosome who suffers from this Oh-We'll-See-About-THAT! syndrome...]
Anyway, if there's a FS category for Number of Times A Writer Can Put the Word Penis on display, you will win hands down...though, hopefully, not hands-down-your-pants. Am I right?...Nothing like the Aw, Shucks approach to penis-flashing!
Also, you give far too much credit to writers' identities being so easy to recognize. If that's the case, what would be the point for all these blind contests? I think your mystery contributor is safe.
Still, you have piqued my curiosity a wee-wee bit, just not enough to begin straying from my regular neighborhood of websites. But if I hear a month from now (and you KNOW what an incestuously small community of tongue-waggers this FS site is...) that you're still doing "research" on this topic, I will do an intervention on your behalf.
My best wishes always.
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Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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LOL, I am delighted, and kind of figured, you might read the little story. Thanks, I assure you no intervention will be necessary. Terry
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Oh yeah; that's what they all say...You're on my radar, Bud...
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LOL!!
Comment from lancellot
Ok, I see now, you, Terry, are speaking to who you think is the author of the seven articles. The structure and editing of this very short piece are fine. But, aside from a few puns, there really isn't anything here. You never go into any of the articles. What are the facts and observations? WE don't know. There doesn't seem to be any need for the warnings either (there is no sexual or erotic content, and no bad or adult language). It just seems to be light banter (what's the point?). You aren't even speaking about a penis, as the title suggests or men.
I would advise, more depth and a focus on what you are making fun (satire) of.
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reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Ok, I see now, you, Terry, are speaking to who you think is the author of the seven articles. The structure and editing of this very short piece are fine. But, aside from a few puns, there really isn't anything here. You never go into any of the articles. What are the facts and observations? WE don't know. There doesn't seem to be any need for the warnings either (there is no sexual or erotic content, and no bad or adult language). It just seems to be light banter (what's the point?). You aren't even speaking about a penis, as the title suggests or men.
I would advise, more depth and a focus on what you are making fun (satire) of.
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Comment Written 24-Sep-2023
reply by the author on 24-Sep-2023
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Thank you.