Scene at a Tire Dealer
a one-scene script with Pons and Ned19 total reviews
Comment from Mistydawn
I'm glad you brought these two back. I missed their crazy conversations, Ned's off the wall answers. Your different names in this, Flatt's tires so funny. Your script is well-written, comical as always. I look forward to reading more.
reply by the author on 19-Dec-2020
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I'm glad you brought these two back. I missed their crazy conversations, Ned's off the wall answers. Your different names in this, Flatt's tires so funny. Your script is well-written, comical as always. I look forward to reading more.
Comment Written 18-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 19-Dec-2020
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Thank you, MD
Comment from Jerome Goldberg
Bill - I think that you are being unnecessarily rough on Pons and Ned. Look ... they knew that they needed tires and they figured out that they needed four. Let's not set the bar to high. LOL! - Jerry
reply by the author on 16-Dec-2020
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Bill - I think that you are being unnecessarily rough on Pons and Ned. Look ... they knew that they needed tires and they figured out that they needed four. Let's not set the bar to high. LOL! - Jerry
Comment Written 16-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 16-Dec-2020
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It would nice if they brought their car.
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Ha Ha You Win!!!!
Comment from Earl Corp
Good to see Ned and Pons back in action. They better hurry before the snow flies. Very nice job. Thank you for sharing. Stay safe and stay healthy.
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Good to see Ned and Pons back in action. They better hurry before the snow flies. Very nice job. Thank you for sharing. Stay safe and stay healthy.
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Thanks, Earl
Comment from Mary Vigasin
I am glad to see these characters back! Well done I love the dialogue coming from the mouths of these guys. I love the name you gave to the dealership: "Flatt Tires." funny and priceless.
Well done
Regards,
Mary
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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I am glad to see these characters back! Well done I love the dialogue coming from the mouths of these guys. I love the name you gave to the dealership: "Flatt Tires." funny and priceless.
Well done
Regards,
Mary
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Thanks, Mary
Comment from Suzanna Ray
Dear Bill, The world sure isn't the way it used to be.
This post may be fiction but I don't think it's too far off the mark, with what any buyer would find walking in to a tire dealer nowadays.
Is this entry just imaginary, or some what autobiographical?
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Dear Bill, The world sure isn't the way it used to be.
This post may be fiction but I don't think it's too far off the mark, with what any buyer would find walking in to a tire dealer nowadays.
Is this entry just imaginary, or some what autobiographical?
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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I have bough5 a lot of tires, Suzanna
Comment from Teri7
Bill, This is a really cute and well written script you have penned. Those two guys say some of the funniest things. Thanks for sharing. Cant wait til the next one. Blessings, Teri
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Bill, This is a really cute and well written script you have penned. Those two guys say some of the funniest things. Thanks for sharing. Cant wait til the next one. Blessings, Teri
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Thanks, Teri
Comment from Jay Squires
Sounds like my Firestone dealer. I don't think Ned would last a day without Pons protecting him. I do like the way you play one of the other of them, Bill. How long have you been buddying them up?
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Sounds like my Firestone dealer. I don't think Ned would last a day without Pons protecting him. I do like the way you play one of the other of them, Bill. How long have you been buddying them up?
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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I see, in my portfolio, a Pons and Ned skit dated June of 2015.
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The guys are 5 years old ... which goes along with Ned's mental age, doesn't it? LOLOL.
Comment from judiverse
Yes, tire buying is quite an experience. We just went through that. It seems that Ned is on a budget, as he's quite concerned about the prices. Great names for the tires--Coolyear, Funstone, and foreign crap. Tarzanasia is another great name. Maybe Ned will just end up taking the bus. Another fun outing for the two. judi
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Yes, tire buying is quite an experience. We just went through that. It seems that Ned is on a budget, as he's quite concerned about the prices. Great names for the tires--Coolyear, Funstone, and foreign crap. Tarzanasia is another great name. Maybe Ned will just end up taking the bus. Another fun outing for the two. judi
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Thanks, Judi.
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You're very welcome. judi
Comment from Jasmine Girl
I got the joke. The tires are so expensive nowadays which make you think maybe taking the bus is cheaper which is not a good idea for Covid19. I work from home so I don' t even drive much and will soon retire. My husband asks me why I still need a Tesla Cyber Truck. It's because it will drive us around or make money for us.
I find a typo in the following sentence: "git" -> "get'?
Ned: Maybe we can git one at a time, Pons.
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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I got the joke. The tires are so expensive nowadays which make you think maybe taking the bus is cheaper which is not a good idea for Covid19. I work from home so I don' t even drive much and will soon retire. My husband asks me why I still need a Tesla Cyber Truck. It's because it will drive us around or make money for us.
I find a typo in the following sentence: "git" -> "get'?
Ned: Maybe we can git one at a time, Pons.
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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It is dialogue spelled to cause the sound. GIT ON OTTA DARE!!
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Thanks for teaching me a new word.
Comment from damommy
it's great to see Ned and Pons back. Buying tires is a hassle for anyone, but with Ned along, it may prove even worse. The salesman is pretty good at his job, trying to pawn off lesser tires on them.
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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it's great to see Ned and Pons back. Buying tires is a hassle for anyone, but with Ned along, it may prove even worse. The salesman is pretty good at his job, trying to pawn off lesser tires on them.
Comment Written 15-Dec-2020
reply by the author on 15-Dec-2020
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Thanks, Yvonne. Ned seems a bit abrasive today.
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Yes, he did.