Background
I decided to document how this virus is affecting my sanity. So feel free to join me in this experience, I hope the reading will become funnier, then what I posted so far. Thank you for reading
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10th. of May, 2020
Day 56
Lately we are leaving a manage a trois kind of life. Well folks, this is not what you are thinking, it is not that kind of affair. Coronella had made us rethink our strategies in regards with life and death matter. We can't enjoy a meal outside, so we are just having everything "inside": food, clothes, medicine, sports, movies, you name it.
She dedicates the terms and we silently execute. "Don't go out!" "Okay, mam, I will go in. Log on my computer find the app... and Skip the Dishes. It's too hot to cook anyway. So I better place the order of my favorite food, call the Uber and enjoy it. Cooking is for les paysan, the new "norm" is to order in. We have now such a high-life style. I do this ordering game, twice a month! I can't afford more, so I guess vive les paysan. I live in an apartment with over 500 flats.
I am lucky, not, that my balcony looks over the interior yard where the main entrance is placed. I can see at least ten times a day a car doing food delivery with the Skip the Dishes logo. UPS, Fedex, Canada Post and other cars doing Amazon deliveries. So you can see our manage a trois excuse of life: I am ordering, the website takes my money and voila somebody is delivering my order.
God forbidden, I am not complaining. As long as I have a job, my family, and faith, Coronella can kiss mon derrie, I am good and content. As long as I can walk outside, I will wear that damn mask, but I will not take that vaccine no matter what.
Author Notes
I am using Coronella instead of Corona, I think it sounds funnier:)
For my readers and reviewers, please forgive me for my bad English, since is my third language, I am using this cheap excuse to ask for your help in correcting the grammar and the other mistakes
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