Background
Each chapter can be read separately. The intent was ton create a funny utopia about the retirement.
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Hm! Staying temporarily home because of Covid-19? This is not good for your retirement plan. Why?
Well for starters it just postpones my marvelous escape to at least one year.
Oh, no one more year to play on the "ignoranti" team. We never finish anything, and all the work is postponed until the"illuminati" gives us the Go planet sign! A year where I must be dumb like night, ok, not my expression people.
I hope this will not shorten my life expectancy. Since COVID people that are working from home are acting like in the Zoo Department. No patience, whatsoever to oldies, but goodies like me.
Who knows, maybe they will give me a package, so I don't have to go back and let the youngsters work for once!
I was hoping to go fishing, but I'm in quarantine...quite indefinitely! So, I am practicing safe distancing with a bucket. I am doing a safe fishing method. I have taken my goldfish and I am catching it and releasing every half hour.
I guess this will be the new norm for retirees. Bye, bye the Bahamas! This mommy will be stuck here forever in a reverse mortgage situation...
I hate COVID, it killed all my hopes of having a happy retirement.
