Exceptional A competition entry There Ain't No Coming Back by bob cullen      Funny poem about your job Contest Winner

There's one good thing about the job I do and I have a special knack I bid them farewell then tuck them in because there ain't no coming back I dress them in their finest suit and then I put make-up on their face Then I take one last look make sure everything's in its proper place I stand proud and I do my job so well, never had no one complain I treat them all as my best friend don't matter if it's a Jack or Jane I've been known to shed a tear 'specially when a body goes astray And I have been heard to curse and swear when the earth becomes hard as clay But come the time to stand grave side I forget where I have left my phone Midway through the service I now recognise Bob Dylan's mournful tone I look around but now I know the chimes lay in the cask with poor Jack But its way too late for my new phone, like Jack there ain't no coming back Writing Prompt Write a humorous poem about your job. It can be any job, but it has to rhyme. Funny poem about your job Contest Winner Author Notes A piece of sheer nonsense.

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