Exceptional I Am Poem Contest Entry I Am Whatever by DragonSkulls      'I Am' Poem Contest Contest Winner

I am sarcastic and mendacious. I wonder what the anal-retentive find humorous in life besides nothing. I hear my muse telling me that there's no such thing as a muse. I see Gallagher making a comeback and vegans rising in protest. I want world peace as long as they don't ask me to donate time or cash. I am sarcastic and mendacious. I pretend I'll get more than two reviews for this stupid entry. I feel imaginary love from my fellow Fanstorians. I touch nothing that comes from China. I worry if Tom keeps me here for my poetry or my money. I cry over spilled vodka. I am sarcastic and mendacious. I understand the rules of contests before the committee tells me I'm wrong. I say whatever I dang well please. I dream of Jeannie...naked. I try and try and try and try but get nowhere at breakneck speed. I hope some folks on here get my twisted humor but it's uncannily doubtful. I am sarcastic and mendacious.   'I Am' Poem Contest Contest Winner Recognized

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