One thing I hope to accomplish in this life is a twenty letter acrostic.
Next would be to investigate and unmask this ever so mysterious Committee of Fanstory's.
Extravagantly, I plan to chisel a gigantic poop emoji statue out of expensive Italian marble.
And I'm sure someday I'll win a Pulitzer Prize for something I wrote drunk.
Clearly, I'll be prosperous shortly after I start my company selling only bottled air.
Respectfullyless, I'll have to teach my grandchildren to hate their new stepmom.
One day I'll write a children's book on brain surgery.
Sweet will be the reward when I teach my dog to fart on guests.
There will come a day I design a car that runs simply on roadkill.
I plan to lobby for legislation to exile all stupid people to their own private island.
Creating designer gloves for six fingered people sounds absurd to my wife.
Carving a set of my own dentures out of elephant tusk is also on my to-do list.
Reviews that I write I'll actually try to make sincere no matter how asinine the subject.
At the next block party, the cookies I bring will be made out of Playdoh.
Perhaps I'll convince airlines to stow young children down underneath in the cargo hold.
When my neighbor goes on vacation, I plan to burn his house to the ground.
Right or wrong, I'll hunt the last animal of a species that's going extinct.
I plan to steal the spork idea and get rich calling it a foon.
The day they create time travel I'll go back 21 years from now and start FanStory myself.
Eventually, I'll use mind control and win every one of these contests.
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| Writing Prompt |
 What are the Top 20 things on your bucket list? This can be fictional but should include some humor too. The format is a 20-line acrostic poem. Spell out something, such as "Twenty Item Bucket List" with your entry. |
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